Archive for June, 2007

Stuff to do before the year ends.

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Yes, as of tomorrow, roughly its half way through 2007.
well, i think its apt to come out with a list on what to do before the year changes the last digit huh…?

well, ive listed some "must-do-or-at-least-i-tried-doing" things…..before 2008 takes over.

just to remind myself, and also yeah, to share….not like anyone reads this blog anyway.hah!

1. Go on a backpacking trip thing, which have been held off since last year. wanted to do it after grad, but i got a job before grad day even, so have to postpone. but this year is it. Destination : Any of the islands, except Pulau Indah, Pulau Ketam and Pulau Jerejak.

2. Go back to Sabah. Been held up for friggin 8 years. nuff said.

3. Drink espresso based drinks, and i mean real freshly ground espresso beans (no nescafe business here) everyday, for a week. and check whether it makes my hair fall off.

4. Comprehend wats so cool abt Zouk’s Ghetto heaven. I dont understang! (Terengganu speak)

5. Actually, really, seriously hit the gym once. My bro is a Personal Trainer, an Assistant Manager even, and i have not entered a proper gym to date! Hmmmm. who wants to trade places with me…?

6.Clean my room (sorry mum!)

7.Upgrade from being an air drummer to an air pianist.

8.learn to curse in other languages other than English, Malay,Tamil, Italian, Spanish, japan and Chinese (mandarin or cantonese ? i dunno) . Try Lithuanian.

9.Read more than my "no. of books per year quota" : 10.

10.Finish reading to kill a Mockingbird, and get a sense out of it.

11.Do the Coke-Mentos experiment. or Coke Durian experiment.either way, do it externally.Im too young to die.

12.Search for a good nasik dagang spot in KL.

13.Form a paintball team.a proper paintball team.

14.Remember birthdays better.and get better gifts this time around. No Toasters. promise.

15. Attend more church service…yeah.heh.heheheh.

16.Actually gain weight. And for this, im gonna eat nothing but chicken for the whole week.More fries,and loadsa of chocs. Err…miss Nutritionist (u knw who u r) heheh. wanna join? Pizza is in the menu also…. =P .

17.Refrain from any caffeine based stuff for a week. (dei…dats pushing it already…where can…)

18.Avoid being caught "eating & tak puasa" during Ramadhan. You know: some dude walks up, ask fr yr IC cuz they think u tak puasa, and eating "di khalayak ramai" even tho ure eating in a restaurant.

19.Register as a voter. (err…)

20.Enjoy every second till the clock ticks 12 on the 31 Dec 2007. Celebrate it with ….(?) i dunno.  =)

Its a bittersweet…symphony dats liiiffeee…!

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

i dont normally write too often for my blogs in a week. but it seems to be an eventful week so far for me to write out my grouses, comments, praises, critique and also tributes….

first of all, grouses.
depressing news on telly on, and on, and on. and yeah also in the papers.

something caught my eye though, while i was browsing through the papers at the mamak shop.

On Star,the headline was something along the lines of "I’ll Kill You". Referring to the murder trial of the Mongolian model, Altantuya Shaariibuu (man dats a lot of vowels! ) . In NSTP, frontpage : " Leave or Die"…. - same pattern of frontpage headings.
Get a load of this: On Metro (or was it KOSMO) …? : " Altantuya Menangis".

no prizes in guessing which paper actually give a not worthwhile reporting.

The hoo haa about Sharifah Amani going Kojak.Wats d fuss? Her hair what. and i think its cool she s got the guts to go for drastic changes for movies, without venturing into immoral stuff.

Well sure some quarters say that her actions is like "imitating the opposite sex" which is "wrong" from the religious point of view.but this is 2007.
if u wanna pick on miss Amani just because she s acting in a potential bomb movie, which may trigger sensitive issues, wat about some "religious male singers" wearing black eye shadow in during performance ? kohl izzit? come on. dont be prejudiced.

Lesser holidays….???!!!! Noooo! Baring in mind, that the private sector works at least 5 and a half days a week. we need all the off day we can get. Plus, usually in the private sectors, we dont stick to our working hrs, cuz we either come in early, or leave late! no in between.

so please la dei. dats wat u get in majmuk society. every celebration must celebrate tgthr. Well, blame school holidays then. wrong timing. easy.

several celebrations which fall on different dates every year is the main culprit if you ask me.  dont take offense ya, but celebrations which follow  their own calendar (e.g Islamic calendar, chinese zodiac etc) tend to cause added holidays.and i aint complaining.  When one falls and overlaps with another, holiday days are tripled, cuz if fall on sunday cases la, bla bla bla. and when super workers apply leave, lagi best!

so people, this is one of the perks Malaysians get.

Minimum wage saga.come on. want more? work more. want some more, have 2 jobs. still want more? go sell a kidney. and sell a kid. can get downpayment enough for a Honda.cheh!

anyways, increased wages of say…10% will inevitably cause an increase of daily goods. trust me. and the increase aint a ratio based increase….no.no….

increase yr salary from say…from RM 2000 to RM 2200 (increase 10 %). prices of stuff also increase. say a Teh tarik will cost RM 1.00. i wont be surprised. taking thefact of the current price of a smaller roti canai, sticking to the price of 70 cents,  dats an increase of more than 40%!

kira-kira, we lose jugak la.no point. we re being ripped off. With the cash we re getting, and the price of stuff being sold, we re ripped off kaw kaw.

put it this way : what can you get with a ringgit? and what can you get with a dollar or a pound (1:1 basis, without currency exchange, and purchase stuff locally, using the local currency). do it, or at least look up on it, and feel depressed.

notice how Malaysians are hyped up so easily? when Akon cme over, everyone is a fan.when kanye West here, everyone follow the flow. suddenly everyone hear to Muse when they came over, and everyone is an F1 expert that same time of the year, every year. Now, everyone is a self-professed "geek" by being a transformer fan. 
My comment ? ive booked a ticket to see it. darn lucky, but im upset. upset they dont have Sixshot in the movie. and from the sneak read outs and previews, seems that Megatron have sort of taken the Sixshot style of having the ability to transform into more than one vehicle.DARN!
MEGATRON should be ONLY transformable into a giant GUN! A COOL GIANT LASER BLASTER!
bummer.They left SIXSHOT our. darn.

technology.how i love it, and how i have been having that feeling that im passe.
i thought my Sony Ericsson K800i 3.2 megapix cam-phone was d coolest thing in the planet.6 mnths ago. not anymore. iPhone coming up, and being a self confessed techy geek with not enough money to keep up, im bummed.

Bummed cuz i dont have PS3 (yet), a G5 notebook and an iPhone. (Crystal, u bttr pray i get salary hike.cuz u directly get my "hand me downs"! )

Hah!

lastly, we Malaysians.we rae a funny lot.we re laid back.we re lepak.we re "chill bro".we have humor in us.and sometimes, it borders on both extremes.too much, or none at all. so i urge everyone…laugh more.open yr minds.learn to laugh at yrself, and see the funny side of everything. if its too bad to be funny, look at the irony of it.

cuz ive been through several brush up with rigid, tension-nyer type of people, who seem to take everything by the scruff of the neck.i tau la Chris Benoit mati, takkan u nak replace him….?!!

"LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF"-I CAN.and you thought talking to yrself was weird.

* do the boneless
*do the squid
*do the mime!

i dont comprehend…

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

im 22.going on 23 this year. and when i was a kid, say 8-ish or 9-ish, i thought adults, or at least 20 yr olds above are the bomb. they know stuff. I wanna be 20-ish.

well, …"generation gap". well,the term to me , at least for the past 2 years ago…ok ok…5-6 years ago, when Britney Spears was still a *cough* virgin, David Seaman was in goal in Arsenal, and 10 bux could last more than a week, was that difference btween people because of the age factor, and the state of geo-economical factors of living and growing up.

I seemed to translate a "gap" of 20 years between generations. like between you and your parents la.

well,now, i think it’s shrunk to a diff of 5 years max.surprised…? i dunno.

heck, tell me then….when i was 17, the main idea of being 18 was "can simply masuk" 18 rated movies already! cinemas all movies are accessible (Cheras Leisure mall security was kinda serious that time, checking your ID if u wanna masuk certain shows…go figure )
now, you get 17 year olds posing as 21, slutting out, so they get to enter clubs.

handphones…? dei…use house phone wei…want to touch a handphone, get yr dad’s. even if you have one, if you can get any "customized" beeping ringtone is cool. and that covers school leavers, and new uni entrees. Now,u get kids who cant even get sifir 8 correct holding out the latest Motorola handphone.

VCD was the craze. VHS tak main dah. now: Torrent! Astro? even the ah pek shop across the road selling kueh teow also showing E! .

p.s: still dnt have Astro at home: it kills the mind.yeah right.

well…topics like these bogs the mind. well, i shall continue my normal blogging -  opinions that dont matter, on stuff that matter…

1.SMART tunnel outsmarted again. lost count how many floods in Kuala "Banjir" Lumpur. there seem to be more floods since the tunnel was opened huh…?! well, who outsmarted the outsmarter who thinks the’ve outsmarted the people eh…? w.t.f…?!!!

2.50 years of merdeka.hmmm…50 years, and still paranoid? got ruffled just because an envoy gave his 2 cents? pikir balik. pikir baik baik.

3.wats our official - national animal by the way?

ok.ok.the tiger is on the crest.but i dont really agree. Well, Australia have the Kangaroo, and the Koala…well stick to one la. the kangaroo. New Zealand have the kiwi bird, Americans have the Eagle, Singapore have that illegitimate child of a lion and a huge tuna…(heh!)….what about Malaysia?

suggestions: Tapir! no where in the world you find 50 year old acting like kiddies, wanting new stuff every year just to show that they’ve added 365 years under their belt, other than Malaysia. Look! largest roti canai, first country with effin illegal racers jumping the North Pole….etc. dat "diaper" style thing on the tapir suits us very well.
I wonder when Perodua (as pronounced by Jeremy Clarkson : Pro-Djuar) , will come out with Perodua Tapir. with free vinyls resembling a tapir style white cover!

4. Forgive and forget : you cant do it. no matter how you try. unless, it concerns "tapir" politics. YEAH!

5. I bengang with Michael Bay. Optimus Prime never have any "flaming" pattern on his truck…dats so Ah-Beng-ish! and Bumble Bee was never a Cammaro! (but then again, cool car!). again, im waiting when will Malaysian-style crooks as the main character angle movie will come out, ala Ocean’s 13. Definitely wont be an ATM machine heist. but if the script shows how it is properly done, without snapping the towing wire, i would part with my RM10 to watch it. =P

6. Weddings:  its that season again! free food, and chipping in money for gifts, cuz you cant find any suitable ones for the bride / groom who happen to be a friend.

  • toaster - my choice!
  • Barbecue set…? Sujit,, ure an idiot. Tosters are easier to gift wrap!

7. cheaper food.where can u get nasi dagang ard here…?!!!

8. uni entrance….its that time again: "I got a gazillion As…i worked my socks off, but i didnt get to go where i opted for…" plea.

One : kid, its meritocracy. My ass! remember where you ticked in the "bangsa" column ? dat part just reduced yr chances by 50%.or more.(depending on which box u ticked)
two : it aint the end.come on. ure smarter than crying on TV, moping abt it right?

Point! : saw some diploma grad from some public uni…complaining she cant into the degree course of her choice eventho applying within the same uni…kecoh kaw kaw la, then came to light, when she told, her results : a sub 2.5 GPA. come on! another case of idiocy brought to light.

Wonder whether one day she will appear again, complaining her application for car loan, BMW M3 was disapproved, but she s taking back sub 1500 monthly….clever.

another thing of Malaysian unis…what the fuss abt rankings…? why very kiasu one? why so obsessed? concentrate in research and increasing employability of yr grads la. get quality students. dont just judge on results only.

is it me, or is SPM getting easier…or d kids getting smarter…? well, 8As aint news anymore. u get em in truck loads. well, IMHO, same standards questions, same grading standards but more access to kids!
well, books of"Modul Soalan" peperiksaan have been in the market for ages. bet the questions have ran out, and the kids even hafal which page the info are in the text books. National Examination Board …hmmm…..

"Stop worrying.As worrying, or worry are as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum"

yeah i know. losing some spice to me blogs. sorry.hvnt had a shot of tuff double shot espresso in weeks.

cheh!

Songs that hit me.deep.kinda.well.u decide.

Monday, June 18th, 2007

Songs usually carry a message.unless sung by any chewing gum, teeny bopper singers la. i found this song-advice sort of song.first heard in 97, it carried on with me till now. Happy to share it with u guys…=]

if you want d complete song, just tell me, and ill give u d link…:-)

cheers.

Baz Lurhmann : Everybody’s Free to Wear Sunscreen

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ‘97, wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists,

whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering

experience.

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.
Nevermind,

you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

But trust me, in twenty years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and

recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how

fabulous you really looked.

You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future.

Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation

by chewing bubble gum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed

your worried mind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts.

Don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don’t waste your time on jealousy.

Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind.

The race is long, and in the end it’s only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults.

If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life.

The most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to

do with their lifes.

Some of the most interesting 40-year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of counseling.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t.

Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t.

Maybe you’ll divorce at 40.

Maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either.

Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can.

Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it.

It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Dance.

Even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings.

They’re the best link to your past, and the most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for a precious few should hold on.

Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyles, because the

older you get the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard.

Live in northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will

philander, you too will get old - and when you do, you’ll fantasize that

when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and

children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you.

Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you’ll have a wealthy spouse,

but you never know when either one might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you’re 40

it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it.

Advice is a form of nostalgia.

Dispensing it is a way of flushing the past from the disposal,

wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

But…trust me on the sunscreen.

T-shirt slogans

Friday, June 15th, 2007

T-shirt slogans.
yes.cool t-shirt slogans.

i have a t-shirt which read "I SCORED LAST NIGHT". well….leave it to yr imagination eh…?

another one is "one swoosh is better than 3__________" …well, no prez to guess the empty line.its a Nike shirt…..

other spotted, or seen, or currently hunted by me  :

  • "I’m With Stupid" (with an arrow to your left)
  • "Don’t Worry, I’m a Doctor"
  • (Arrow pointing up to your head) The Man (Arrow pointing down to yr belt buckle) The Legend
  • " Save the Trees! Eat a Beaver! "
  • "i Do My Own Stunts"
  • "Sometimes, i aim to please, mostly, i just shoot to kill"
  • "If you dont like me looking, stop looking so good!"
  • God Wants us to be happy, otherwise He never would have created Internet Porn"
  • VENI, VEDI,
              VISA. I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
  • Eat.Sleep.Mate.Repeat.
  • Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
  • Mouth in fourth gear, Brain in Neutral
  • My KARMA ran over your DOGMA
  • Few Women admit their age;Few Men act theirs
  • "Better be an old fart than a young shithead"

anyone wit info where can get em, with good price, tell me yeah.

thanks.

When chickens quack, cows roar, and birds do falsetto.

Monday, June 11th, 2007

wanna make it big in d Malaysian music industry…?

easy. go oversea, start a lame career, and good luck. everything fails(naturally, cuz ure Malaysian-wow! bloddy unpatriotic..haha.well, being realistic here…),
come back to Malaysia!

why? cuz the local music industry grabs "international" Malaysian born artiste like gold….as GOLDMEMBER says it in d Austin Powers movie….
"I LAAAVE GGOOOOUUULLLDD….!"

better still, if ure not Malaysia, pop by, and surely u get a collabo with some more than willing local artiste, who wanna put "feat XXX" in their songs….

then, do a song.dsnt matter if it sux. juz add local flavor to it. how? easy.no need to Joget-ize it, or Zapin-ize yr ghetto rap track.

juz add wordings that even mat rempits understand. no.not the word "furryoooo!"
add some street names here, local food there, name some local celebs in yr song, cite several "coo-chill-out-spots", better still, make d song in english, and add rojak language, or even better, use proper malay, make sure its pronounced properly…..then voila….!

yr on Hitz.fm every 30 minutes…>!

cue: dis dude.Vandal…? i dunno wats his real name.

i rmbr a song by him : KL (title i think) -a line went ..sort of…

"mah-kan ban-yuck, ss-yah maa-hu lhaa-ghee…and i aint goin back till its six in the pah-ghee…" - fuckin hell. i actuall y rmbr dat line.ooooo.
any1 wanna translate dat?

add some more local flavor, he said smtg like "Vandal spotted, leaving PUDU-Rhaya with a cup of MILO-AIS and nashik grooreng Pattah-yar…"!

wel, i dont get it why if international artistes come over here, do some mediocre songs, we laud them,cheer for them, but local scene left out…? do i sense inferiority complex? but local acts tend to sound d same and pretentious tho. so there.

open radio, some half mat salleh dude saying "support yr local team, yeah!
" - u mean My Team right……?

or when u say "support local music scene…!"
to the artiste who actually said these lines, u mean  since half yr songs collabo with God knows who, and juz bcuz they dnt hav Malaysian IC, can call international collabo la eh…? and since u Malaysia, its a local music production la huh? cuz d only thin i hear frm u is "yo…yo…yeah yeah…uh-huh..uh-huh…wot…?!"

unless u canto pop, i dunno la. haha.
dats d source of amazement. check out their english names. FIsh.Hacken.im waiting for d dude who uses "TOASTER" as his commercial name. id pay to watch his/her concert. can make money with it on YouTube. sure highest viewership ever.

next topic:

MI, POSITIVO .

being positive : id like to applaud an advert that, no matter what, being optimistic is best.take Digi’s latest advert. 2 dudes, hanging for dear life.after accident during a rock climbing trip… then d dude who caused the whole shit asked : "what are our chances of surviving….?"

and his climbing mate said 50-50…..

moment of magic : the earlier dude’s facial expression of : "heyy…i can live with that…" and started cheering, and he actually flew. PRICELESS!

what can i buy with 2 cents….?

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

well, go to any shop, and look for stuff to buy with 2 cents….
nothing much really.so instead of spending it, im gonna give em out….
my 2 cents.on…almost everything…! hmmm…

well, after the price increase in flour, roti canai also costs 80 cents nowadays…or still 70 cents, albeit a roti canai with a smaller diameter…..
or in that matter, milo ais no longer hav the kick like it used to have…no more milo tabur…kena charge extra if want….

so with 2 cents,not many options…except giving exact change in McDonalds…

so i’ll giv my 2 cents on almost…everything.

swithced on TV…saw Pak Lah giggling. he s getting married.oh dear.i thought ive seen it all.

then there was "MyTeam season 2"….winning team, playing against MyTeam Indonesia…wait a minute…shdnt their name be "IndTeam"…? MyTeam - Malaysia Team right?

then there was the flood.flash flood to be more exact.errrm…SMART Tunnel outsmarted huh?haha….reason? i read some where, the cause wa that because of the water retention area overflowed….

Over-wat….?!!! u want to retain flood water, but yr water retention area overflow? hmmm…so if start toll paying then can work properly ka….?
then some dude said the project currently; jalan in the tunnel only operational, next mnth then the flood water system start working….oooooooohhhhh reeeaaallllyyy…….

Lame shows on TV."So Lu Ingat Lu Bleh Menari" Malaysia Style. well, lets say….mediocre dancers….pathetic host, even more lame, fake accent carrying, over-acting judges. do i hear "WANNABE"…?!!!
one episode, enough for me to avoid it.

U cant avoid phrases "Mangsa","Palestin" , "Rejim Zionis", "Membedil" if u watch TV3 news every night. cuz dats wat they report on. Same recycled news.cannot hear anything from un biased source nowadays so it seems….

The Perodua VIVA.
saw the prices of this model’s variation, and boy.instantly fell out of Viva to it.
come on dude….40k++ for a 1 litre engine, hatchback, Malaysian Made….?
you can get a decent Wira with that price.even bttr, a proton iswara "tank" 1.3 variation going for 26k++-but-gotta-queue-for-few-months model.

Im not a proton marketing agent, but i do like cars.so there….
..but oh well, its your money.but honestly, i think its kinda too steep for the specs, and the price offered.

speaking of Perodua, saw an old TopGear episode last week, and they were talking abt "Bad Cars" and kinda-decent ones, although name not really power.

The English host had problems saying Perodua.Its Per-Oh-Dwe-Are u Brit git.Not PRROw-Dwar..!
anyways, Kelisa seems to turn out kinda good on their rating, price, and performance, and stuff which comes with its package. It is, so claimed to be the among the cheapest car in the UK…arnd 5k Pounds…and its got Airbags! they have air bags in cars exported! i smell double standard! and at 5800 pounds per unit….exchange rate ….hmm….rip off!

colors.i come to a conclusion that guys can only diff 23 colors.
yellow,red, blue,green, purple,orange;
each color x 3 ; standard color, dark shade, light shade. = 18 colors.
white, black, grey,pink and brown.: 5 colors.
add all up, u get 23.

in reference to a friend’s blog, no, i dont know wat powder blue looks like.dudes hav probs wil colors.
wat d fuck is "peach color"…?!!!aint it pinkish-orange….????!!!!

season of "3". Shrek 3.Spiderman 3.Pirates 3. it gets old quickly.Fantastic 4…? sole reason to watch :Jessica Alba!

Tmrw is World Ocean Day.oh man. nv tgt id be concerned on stuff like this. I always tgt GreenPeace as a HOO-HAAH body, craving for attention, as a way to milk sponsorship from politically correct orgs. Well, sorry abt that.

Being in a comp emphasizing on conservation, biodiversity and environmental management for nearly 9 mnths, im feeling more of a Steve Irwin, than a Steve Martin. crazier in a diff way-but-not-to -jump-on crocs-style.

meaning: more aware of the env.well, being a Btech student did contribute a bit. but just barely.

Driving record, after actively driving for the past 6 mnths :

-total mileage: 10,800 kms approx. daily ave : 50kms
-total speeding ticket: 0 (illek!)
-total parking ticket : 1 (onne’)- kena in PJ.aiiya.
-total roadkills (inclusive of humans, frogs dont count) : 0 (illek also!)
-total red lights beaten : errr……
-total cars scrapped: err….1…?
-total direct accidents: 1.he forced it keh!
-total "indirect accidents" : 0.
-max speed achieved: 158 km/h. i took me leg off d accelerator at 4500 rpm keh….-could get higher.
-total mods to car: 0.(aiiyo.illek juga)
-total car stickers : 3 - Hitz.fm, and d Tinting brand….oh yeah, Liverpool FC logo.
- Car "Sign" stuck on the rear mirror : NO FAT CHICKS.
-Repercussions: Being over took by "offended" quarters, given the "STARE"….
-No of toll shortchanged : 1-  gave 47 cents.haha.was a mistake….honest…!
-current car smell : Of a gym instructor/personal trainer.Brandon’s fault!
-total "fingers" given : 2…pretty mild huh…?
-total Mat Rempits killed : 0.(working on adding to that…..)
-total road blocks: 2
-I/c requested: 1
-Bribes given: nil.
-Bribes requested: illek.
-car dents: 1.right side.back.
-car name : MIKAILA.Russian babe. yeah yeah…!
-accidents witnessed : 4
-dead bodies spotted : 1.i think he croaked dah….
-driving theme song: Brimfull of Asha, by Cornershop

"Brimful of Asha on the 45…well its a brimful of Asha on the 45…; Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom…" - CLASSIC!

"Must overtake that bloody car cuz i cant stand the insult of it being in front of me Award goes to" (3 winners-ehemm..losers): 

  • Hyundai Matrix
  • Proton "Icebox" cum "Washing Machine"  on 4 wheels Juara
  • Naza Sutera.

Overtook by a most expensive car: Lamborghini Gallardo…yellow
Overtook a most expensive car: Porsche Boxter….or Nissan Fairlady…(it was on a carry-on transport truck)

next target to upgrade my car: Nissan Skyline R34….yummy.yummy.