Honestly….i hate to be frank but….

well, its in the papers…all around.You surf at Time.com, also got this story….the Lina Joy conversion saga. For a country which lauds its "multi racial"-free religion freedom..
bising-bising la Visit Malaysia 2007….bla bla bla….

then this bombshell.well, not really depending on whether you consider which news is bigger….Paris Hilton jailed as news…? well, its a subjective matter.

But as for me, im just against hypocrisy .

Again, i aint a law student.but i know that Syariah Law doesnt cover non-muslims. Civil law does.so when sensitive issues crops up, and it involves conversion, a non-muslim referred to a syariah court….?

hmm….its like leaving judgment on life or death of a Roman into a Spartan court doesnt it?

well, the thing is, if you dont practice that certain faith, what is it left to hold on to?
my opinion is that Lina Joy should just got "Islam" removed from her IC without hassle.

i was speaking to a co-worker on this topic, and according to her, this is just the tip of the iceberg. more and more will follow suit if it goes Lina Joy’s way.jump ship…?

from the Flying Dutchmen to the Black Pearl…?

or leave ship to Singapore (shouldnt it be Temasik? my Sejarah sucks, but heyyy….bet Chow Yun Fatt dont know wats a "Singa" in that "Singapore"

ok.main story sambung.

What is freedom of religion, when u are bound to one particular faith by birthright? ; and not allowed to change it, even though in clear conscience?

id love to hear yr 2 cents, my Muslim friend regarding this. cuz i find it interesting.

just FYI,

Catholics go through "Confirmation" when we re 15-16….

dats a process of confirming our Catholic-ness.haha.i made dat word up.
cuz when we re baptised, dat was our parents’ (most cases) choosing of our religion. so at 15, we are old enuff to choose….to be or not to be.

plus, you get to choose a second name for yrself! yeah! o ok.skip that.ha.

back to the hassle for out-converts to a diff religion, out of Islam….

Why live in denial,and profess a faith of which you don’t practice its teaching?

and for the authorities that be, why hold on to half hearted soldiers, just for the sake of numbers?

its a widely known secret la.u knw wat i mean.jumping ships. just that Lina Joy dared to defy Davy "loudly" to join Jack Sparrow. cheh.berkias-kias wooo…!

so, ship jumpers, if u wanna join or jump,or anything in between, and wanna avoid the drama and unwanted hassle, do wat masseur Sao Feng (was dat how to spell it?) says…Wel-cum-to Sing-A-Poor.

Another hassle free move  is to move out of Malaysia, claim diff citizenship…go to Guam or smtg like that….

errrmm…yeah.
Depressing. I know.

moving on….
Its that season again, where you get to look at Beautiful girls , hot Gucci mamas, Sizzling chicks (ermmm…do i hear "poultry"…?!) . Its Pageant season. Well, call me crazy, cuz i really am, but i dont see the purpose of pageants.let alone, Miss Universe.i dont watch em.-apart from d swimsuit part…ehem! yeah! - shallow mindedness always gets its turn to shine…this is it….Swimsuit session.

Come on girls….pray for world peace…? contribute to just cause…? eradicate poverty in Africa….? Free Paris Hilton…? - Be realistic!

Apart from eye candy, nothing much is into it anyway! Well DOnald Trump owns Miss Universe…so when a Kawaii  Miss Nippon wins….do i hear a Jap version of….

Yuu Arr Farryyod….? - Dats Jap style speak for You Are Fired!  hint hint! "Minarai"…!

next….

was in the radio on the way to work….and the horror of listening a Canadian singin in Japanese-well, d chorus part at least. Avril Lavigne with dat really-gets-under-my skin-song-which-seems-to-be-translated-into-every language-that-existed-oh-well-at-least-she-tried.

come on miss Lavigne…how come there’s no Malay version of dat song…..?!!!
i get the beat of the song, chorus part la, so here s a suggestion of Malay lyrics, for yr Minah Rempit fans…
"Heyy..Heyy You..You i dnt like yr grlfriend…."…or smtg sounding like that. (you dont need great ideas to give Hollywood singers "great lyrics" anymore..hmmm….) anyways, translated as….:
"Oi..Oi…Lu..Lu…tak suka awek…lu!"- too much bubble gum in this edition already.
better stop.

Anyone driven through the "SMART TUNNEL"…? well i havent, and by golly…wat have i been thinking…? so long have been putting this "activity aside"….
hmmm…do they have speed records already innit…? (notice "record", not "traps")…nyeheheh.

Too many shopping malls.too many. Mid Valley itself, seems that a new wing coming up. Parking until J woo….got lost innit once already.had to park in J14.friggin hell. Just dont start with K…L…M….aiiya.at least put full aircond carparks la….

and Bangsar Village 2….?not worth the hassle of parking spot hunting.unless its worth visiting…*always worth it la..AHA!

next: that complex in front of Lot10.crazy! more the reason to avoid the city centre….
One thing that strikes a cord : an advert where a dude declined everything offered by a salesman in the shopping complex,
only to tell him later he s in the shopping complex is to enjoy the aircond.Spot on dude! Well, on that note,

im off.
The R-34 have left the Pits.

Manure coming!

FA Malaysia says "lai…lai….lor!" …..

AFC says"…nehi….nehiii….pu-yau…!  - kacau Asia Cup!"

Pak Loh said "bior-le dioghang datang…"….

Some MyTeam Supremo pun said "AFM dnt need to meet Pak Loh"

evnthough its clear, that a breach of contract was done, that Malaysia cannot hold anything within the three days after the AFC tourney, they did, by arranging the game with Manure 2 days after the AFC Cup-co-hosted my Malaysia….

FAM still adamant to go thru with it!

Visit Malaysia year lah….
need to boost tourism lah….
we want to see Manure play lah….
i happens after the tournament (Asia Cup) also wat…
and loadsa more shit comin frm "The Powers that Be in Malaysia"

from a neutral football fan point of view, id wanna see Manure play.even im a Liverpool fan, watchin a foreign team come over and gv our national team a whooping is always worth paying for.haha. (Un-patriotic nye! do i give a flyin fuck?)

as a Liverpool fan also, it wouldnt hurt seeing EPL teams come over to play.
albeit a friendly one.

but lets talk abt morals, and keeping to yr word, national integrity, bad publicity etc…
we fail miserably la if Manure are indeed allowed to play in Malaysia, in the earlier stated date.

i aint a Law student, but i know a bit abt contracts, breach of agreements…what not like so la.and this is stupid. Worse, our top dude condones it!

oh well….50 years of independence…..
and i heard several quarters questioning why bring Manure in our 50th anniversary…?
"awak mengagung-agungkan penjajah!"
shallow dude.without the Duthc, Portuguese, and the Brits, we d be no better than Timor Timur.

Face the fact that the way we are was becuz of these 3 "bangsa penjajah" influences!

now today i just read that Manure have just called off their visit. Right on. at least someone was thinkin like a civilized being/entity.
still, we havnt get enough influence from our penjajahs huh?

Im reading JPod now. Well might sound disturbed reading this…so what? Sue me.

excerpt from the book. crazy! people who know me well wont be surprised im reading this though….

i wanna put a special key for "GO FLY-FUCK" on my keyboard when d PC freezes…
pressing Alt + "GO-FLY-FUCK" enables an application to kill off time while d pc reboots, consequently applying pain equivalent to getting a paper cuts across the part between the upper and lower lip…to the computer itself….*grin*

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http://www.jpod.info/  - Yoda rules! well, juz check out this site yeah…
Below, excerpt from the site…

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Kaitlin said, “I’ve got
another one: a key called ‘FUCK OFF,’ and you press it every time your
computer does something annoying — in turn this would somehow force
your machine to experience pain. And if you pushed ‘SHIFT/ FUCK OFF,’
you end up with ‘FUCK OFF AND DIE’ which in pain terms would the
equivalent of a razor being raked across your nipples.
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Documents are thirty four percent more boring when presented in the courier font

try it yourself. COmic Sans is waaay better….

to know whether it is a boring font , type any interesting topic to you, with the said font.

some suggestions from my part. this step was suggested in the book. and yeah. it works.well kinda….

random "interesting" words / sentences by me :

1. Drunk marsupial

2. Tight leather

3. 50mph above speed limit

4. free caramel lattes

5. Dead clowns…

there : typing these above (example in courier font) makes them do sound less interesting….

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So true!

Random thoughts conjured up while in the office…

1. WIll horizontal stripes make Paris Hilton look fat in prison?
2. Wats the new price of Roti Canai?
3. What does Ronal McDonald do after work-hours? Play pool? Surf porn? Gardening?
4. Does Green Skittles taste as good as Yellow skittles?
……

hmmm…..

*reboot* -resume crappy task * 1 hr 27 minutes to balik time….

"Dia pun Bocor juga"…..sounds like from some E-grade TV shows you see on local TV huh…?

We are governed by (well mostly) idiots.

the recent "leak" saga….well if u translated it into Malay, which i believe the actual language it was firstly mentioned, it is "bocor". Well they re not clever enough to translate / know that leak is bocor in english….well lets leave those monkeys la eh…

well just want to say this: im appaled. and a embarrassed one of d dumbfucks is Sabahan.wat to do…u cant make Malaysia an idiot-free zone…..

and wait, these two colorful characters again….Jasin MP and Kinabatangan.well, jokes of our democracy system eh? how d hell they got in there…hmmm…Jasin people, and Kinabatangan, GE is near, so make yr new choices wisely! -one is an one-eyed closing fellor, and d other one cheeky old bag who cant steer away from spewing horse shit out of his feed hole.

why is GE near? well lets say, almost all d potholes near my place are being covered, roads re-paved…and lamposts are actually working at night! nuff said!

and wait for it….harga minyak turun….trust me.Im psychic….

yesterday, heavy rain near the Cheras area caused a branch to fall on the power cables…just in front of my house. It didnt break the cables la. But out of safety reasons, TNB had to potong d power supply.dat was around 4pm….well d rain stopped around then….

TNB muncul back at the scene at….10pm-ish! dats like freakin 6 hours response time! well lets give em d benefit of d doubt eh…mana la tau, they travel from Muar…
their tayar ehem…"bocor"…heheh.

watever, by the time they reach the scene, they stood  around…muck about….i was waitin for them to use one of those fantastic cranes…(got 2 crane-trucks, and a TNB power truck woo)..it was like a party outside…My dogs got excited tho..heheh….
apparently, a quite sizeable tree branch is dangling on the cables.so i was guessin they d deploy the cranes, saw it off or smthg….
…….45 minutes, and im thinkin i will miss CSI Vegas tnite.Bummer.
…….nearly 1 hr….crane no where operation setting…after muckin abt, a dude walks to d TNB Power truck…took out a large or shall i say, long …and i mean long stick, with a sickle on one end….

lifts it up, and pulled d bloody branch down! and it was not even attached to d tree! it was balancing on those darn cables! all done in 5 secs! Friggin hell! 5 seconds of work, ended 7 hours later! aaaaaaaaa!

Viva! Perodua Viva! emphasize on the VA! part, and u manage to make it sound ridiculous…well it looked better than MyVi IMHO.still d price…hmmmmm…..

SMART tunnel is opened! try it for free, before they start charging you for it! or even, before it collapses…or even, "bocor"…! well the main purpose is to channel rain water anyway….

well, pardon me for the excessive use of the word "Bocor"…cuz it "terbocor" of my mouth, cuz of dumbfucks in d parliment, who seems that already have their brain cells bocor outta their heads…

Well girls, dont be discouraged juz becuz dat dumb Kinabatangan dude is from Sabah, it doesnt mean all Sabah dudes are like dat. quite d contrary. we dont have bad hair, we aint sexist…we juz luv brains in grls…*grin* dats sexy.! -dats a compliment!

Im outta here.