Honestly….i hate to be frank but….

Friggin circumstances had me going to Putrajaya to deliver a company document last Monday….and was show, how good we are in directing people…errmmm…Yeah right…

Precinct , spelled as Presint in Malay (cintai lah Ba-Ha-Se Ki-te….)  4 was d target…
well ive been in the area once, on official matters,so i had a rough idea how to get there la, but not the specified building, so i decided to park where i believe was adjacent to the supposed target area….

The target block was 4G3….and i juz came to know that, i parked in 4G1… these two places turns out, well like 5 mins walk across d dataran Putrajaya la…kira dekat la…

then, i was blind.so naturally ask around la. my target, Guards.The ones in Blue.
They should know d area well aite…? logically…
One minah guard i approached first said "Seberang jalan, pusing gitu…! (with hand expression- left arm, swing out motion) "

Then as i approach nearer to the supposed 4G3, bumped into another guard, who i decided (unwisely to reconfirm the directions)….he went…"Ohhh…emm-pak Ji Ti-ge sbelah nuu…" while pointing slightly different direction to the one pointed out earlier…..Oh Well ….bttr juz follow la, since this dude is nearer to d place i guess…(and it was rainin, so takde time to argue, and i was quite in a rush)….

Reaching the "kononya 4G3", saw another guard. curi-ing time to hantam one popiah, sitting by the stairs….i decided to ask him again…

he stood up, looked up at me, and dats when i noticed, this bugger is… crosseyed!
and upon hearing my inquiry, pointed back to where i came from…! and because he’s cross eyed, sort of looked left, when he is looking right and said…
(with taugeh spillin out) "Pak Ji Ti-ge kat sana la…."…..

Fuckin Hell.first i he showed me back to d place i came from, and in de same time, hes lookin left while pointing right!

tracing back me steps, i got to 4G2, when d guard at reception told ….
Mr crosseyed is actually 2 minutes walk from 4G3….!

i juz got dissed by a popiah chomping ,crosseyed, self contradicting, directionally retarded guard. id luv to re align dat dude….make sure he turns to the left in every freakin turn after this….(that will inevitably makes him travel around in circles)
well, do i fuckin care….?

git. >=O

This would kacau the supposed continuation of my previous blog, but it is not. well , dats life…haha!

i am not an optimist, nor am i a pessimist….im juz being a realist….

yeah.aptly said.would Malaysia improve in terms of economical gains? yeah we would.
will we benefit from it…? realistically, marginally minimum, but politically , YES! A LOT! - ok im crapping. as always.

Well i was watching the TV3 news last night (Way-hey! i do watch it! Go figure!) and d story was on the Ijok by election…..BN-Keadilan 1-1 fight. Then they come across one another…then it starts to rain, not cats and dogs, but water bottles and flagpoles…then the bias reporting sets in….

(commentary by TV3) - not verbatim, but more less like it la….
-cue, flying water bottles! -
"Penyokong pihak pembangkang jelas kelihatan membaling botol ke arah penyokong BN"
…but wat i saw on telly was the bottles and flagpoles flying both directions…! ehemm…who said of an "unbiased report" in Malaysia…? hahaha!
well if im being a pessimist, i would take sides and say "the other side started first!"
A realist will say "normal wat, politics, like dat one mah…next time go to rallies, wear helmet"…!

an optimist, being the most "unrealist" as ever would say smthg like ….
"they were just showing tough love, the bottles were labelled with "Undilah Parti X", so they are throwing…opps…tossing the message to convey the message of "come to the light" to the opposition….charm  offensive la that one…..all in good intentions.

Missing kids.reward offered, and when he s returned safely, dat couple buta2 kena cekup la…
why? cuz they aint MALAYsian…? or cuz their name sounds weird…?
cuz they dont live in a bungalow…?
come on la…jumping on the negative aspect of things too quickly….
id blame the parents of dat kid.Go shopping cannot jaga anak ka?
dat kid is hyper.well all parties are to be blamed la then!

anyways, ive stepped on quite a number of tails for d day, so ill save my comments for anthr day la then.

adios amigo..!

SO What…? that sentence was the main say during the National Marine & Coastal Biodiversity Conference yestrday at MIMA.

I attended it mind you…as a participant lorr….

well basically,d conf thinggy was on conservation…..WWF style….well since im in the marine field, naturally, it rolls over me too.

Fuckin hell with me if i aint givin a hoot abt it. Boss gonna kill me haha. Marine Consultant …? errrm…yeah. gotta live w d tag also maaah….if i dnt wann live to a specified tag, mgt as well be a certified bum.(was contemplating on dat…)

well must say had a field day. way better than the previous time i was at MIMA…talked about legal stuff regarding ocean law….picked up also la, but a bit slow….well IM A SCIENTIST….I PRESENT FACTS; NOT MANIPULATE THEM…haha…(snipe at lawyers…heheh…)
this time was something closer to my interest, and field….

"SO WHAT"….yeah. dat was the sentence of the day…
scientists, researchers, lawyers even can come out with a case study to point out wats wrong with our conservation law practices….

but who table them…? the Politicians….and when brought forward, their answer is: SO WHAT…? What does it bring me…? Show me d figures…where are the dollars and cents…? yep. Money makes d world go round….

enough for that….

elections again…Now in Ijok…hmmm…
i wonder, if dat representative of where i live - Cheras Area la….juz simply step down la….buat by-election…

then Cheras also get hip and happening like wat u see on TV…No traffic jams…wider roads, open ZOUK Cheras, Nouvo Cheras and also Luna Bar Cheras….
cuz with by elections, people arnd d area dapat windfall of promises…whether they are "dikotakan"…its a diff matter…
juz at least open Zouk Cheras…ahaha!

and yesterday i think was an article on unregistered young voters…again…PRACTICE YOUR RIGHTS…! well im beat on dat topic…hehehe.Belum daftar woo…alasan : takde time la…busy kerja….

read about some guy who claimed to be a hardcore F1 fan who s pissed when some complimentary ticket holders for the Sepang F1, more so , getting "top class" tix attend the race, and dont really give a rats ass on de race instead, more interested in avoiding the heat…and worse, these tix holders are (not being sexist keh) usually of the fairer sex (haha who in turn would be less fairer after the race-heheh!), who dont give a damn who wins, but as long as they gotta see Raikonnen’s ass. aiiya.

haha.well when u have the "watever it is, i dont care as long as it’s the IN THING, count me IN!" culture in Malaysia, u can t help but come across these lucky people….

why cant those "Crystal" seats go to our grubby hands instead eh…?
haha….

well the next time a big footie club come to Malaysia, d hype will repeat itself la..
some leng lui will get d grandstand, and we gotta settle to watch d match from row Z….
dats life, or if u aint happy, jz get the VIP box la eh…?
haha.well one thing i wanna clarify : it aint as fun as sittin with the crowd yo!

and oh yeah…since we re almost 1/3 through the year, me thinks me-sa gotta do review-ee…me thinks so….(Jar Jar Binks speak)
to be included, the next episode…..(hooorrrrrhhhhhh….-Darth Vader Style)….

last one…imagine the dumbest line to ever come out from Darth Vader when he said this to Luke….

Instead of "Luke…I aaammmm yuuurrr   faaatthheeerrr….!"….
he says:

"Luke….must ….wear….ruubbbeerrrrhh…..!" - thre you go: lesson 101 for future tyrants: minimize the chances of gettin yr own kid to have to kill ya, or at least chop your other good hand off….’nuff said.Durex have juz got itself an informal brand spokesperson….- dont get the wrong impression keh…."Drug pushers never take drugs…." haha.’nuff said.again.

life motto to live through…..

"Carpe Diem" - memento mori…!

Quiz yourself…and be amazed….
created based on my own, personal observation….
1. U refer the waiter as "boss", "anneh"…or bang….
2. U have other means of eating stuff, apart from using a fork and spoon…. (tangan juga!)
3. U put yr sos cili on the side of yr dish
4. U never , almost never use the word "ketchup". Its either kicap (as in Kicap Tamin), or its sos cili.
5. U refer instant noodles as maggi mee, regardless the brand
6. U refer toothpaste as colgate regardless the brand
7. U know more than one "finger" sign….
8. U make Doraemon voice impersonations…unashamedly…!
9. U refer porn as be-leu
10. Apart from their real names, yr close friends are commonly known as "Joe","Dol", "Mat", or "Leng-Chai".
11. U call indicator lights or turning lights as "signal lights"

12. To u, red means stop, green means go, and yellow means speed up!

13. Phone reload coupons are known to u as "TOPAPKAD" (one word)

14. U understand the term "cilok", "ushar", "skodeng" and "rempit" pretty comprehensively….

15. U understand the term "konar-baring"….

Normal-average-20++ Males should cater 80% of the said traits. If u get 10/10, bravo! if u get lesser than 80% accurate, well NRD dekat aje maaa….. lol.
Kidding.

F1 weekend. was a good one. didnt catch it in Sepang though.TV only maahh…(aiiya)…but hell. if im goin, might as well go with the 300++ tix right?

wont wanna pay a meager rm 50 tix, and sit under d hot sun.id rather use d dosh on tarantula housing…oh well…

so.its d season where u get to see  hot guchi pit lane girls again huh…?
not to forget wannabe in-d-trend ah bengs and leng luis hog d lime light of knowing F1 all the sudden…
well dats fine by me, juz pronounce d drivers’ names correctly aite…?
Ah-Lon-Soh and Fishi-celah….are not in de same team anymore…..
and yeah…Shoe-marker  dia punya brother je ade….Maikel illek already.
Kim-chi (whoops! KIMI!) now in red alledi!)…

speaking of the drivers, i wonder when we can get to hear a familiar language, after the podium, during the press conference for the winners….when the drivers are asked to comment on d race, in their own language…..
be it Malay, Chinese, or Indian….in a nutshell, we see a Malaysian up there…dat would be fun aint it…?
if its an Indian -Malaysian guy up there, will he say it in Malay, Tamil, or English…?
same with a Chinese dude, or a Malay dude. Last time if Alex Yoong made it to the podium, will he belt it in Manglish even…? ;

"Saya rasa Team telah menyumbang banyak expertise dalam race yang challenging hari ni….." - before being rediculed on newspapers (most probable Utusan, Metro, Kosmao or Bacaria; for speaking in rojak, and Dewan Bahasa, for using non-baku language)

The uproar on Singapore wanna organise F1….if Sepang is darn good (which i believe it is, why bother wat dat lil speck down South wanna do…?)

They are proposing a Street-night race. so apa mau takut…?
"Insecurity kills d lion, like curiosity kills d cat…mind you…!"
Plus, it would be fun looking at kiasu-ians (i made dat term up) do in trying to get d best seat during the race - like camping on roofs….?…makes Malaysians’ esteem "naik sikit"…haha. yeah.

last one on F1, just to share ;

I support Kimi raikkonen, but im not a Ferrari fan, cuz im a McLaren fan,but i never liked Fernando Alonso. So im neutral this year.Never was a staunch fan of any particular team anyway….since Mika Hakkinen left.

okee…. Bloggers are required to register themselves…?
whaaaa daaa ffaaaaaak….?
have u ever heard d line " the only people uneasy with blogs are politicians…"…?
well said, and well conveyed. come on la dudes, jalan still berlubang here and there, attend to that first la….

register bloggers…wat next…? register which brand of soap, shoes, socks, condoms (in dat matter), bread or kaya you prefer buying…? to make sure ure supporting local goods…?

come on.wat about e-mails…? forums…?
this is a stupid proposed move, cuz in this age, nothin you can do can shut people up. best way to curb it, dont leave coat tails, or do under table thing. senang. siap.

Machap by-election.fun moment wei. u get to see politicians laying down last bricks, roads being paved, suddenly Machap is as Hip as Jalan Telawi 3 and Jalan P ramlee…!
everyone’s everyone is there,and Machap is d talk of d town.funnily though,i was reading d papers d other day, on the singing candidates’ (i mean both of em la…)resolution and promise for the voters….

one dude promised to resolve the telco-tower issue. dats one of his agenda. and he s not from d "ruling party"…
then suddenly yesterday, some menteri muncul in TV, saying dat d Telco tower is to be moved very soon. dats like hitting below the belt aint it…?

oh well. dats politics.

Papers call it Holy Friday. Three celebrations happened last Friday, apart from Good Friday, Hindus and Buddhist (i think dats it) also had their celebrations.
Malaysia-nya kite…weee waaaahhh!

The movie "The Reaping" tells of the story of a lady which debunks the Ten Plagues. dat Moses story.Explanation frm the scientific views and all that….

Im not a very religious type of person (at least im honest-cheh!)…but yeah…
Faith is : Belief or Trust on something that is unexplainable, unproven and has no solid evidence….(well dats jz me thinkin dat way…)
but being a science-oriented person, u cant help but question these stuff cant ya…?

I still havent check my status using an Astro decoder. any one done it…? and find dat ure not wat u think u are…?
If it happens to me, dat would be a "Fun-Field-Day at the Registration Dept " huh…?

A workmate of mine, whose are of half-malay, half Kiwi (dats New Zealand) parentage, but born in Australia, brought up in NZ pointed out one thing….
how to spot a Malaysian….

: That we must have chilli sauce or tomato in everything we eat. I disagree…i dont cecah my Durian with maggi Mee sos cili…but yeah…he sort of got it 70% right….

2. The way we malaysian put our sos (ketchup) onto our food. We lump it on de side…one far remote side on our plate…TRUE! cuz in Australia, NZ, England, America most probably anywhere else even, they juz splosh it all around d food!
sort of a zig zag pattern onto their food….hmmmm….

got me thinkin….
how to spot a Malaysian abroad…(or a true blue Malaysian tulen anywhere in dat matter)……

well the blog is getting too long….

ill fit it in in my next posting.
cherrio!

well ntg much to chew on really…
apart from really annoying stuff, started by pretty idiotic individuals….

one is that some bulletin going around saying that muslims being mis-quoted and being put on d bad by "dakyah kristian". yep. u read it right.
i read it frm a friendster bulletin posted by (im kinda suprised i have people as this as a friend though…i thought these people got more brains than wat they are showing…!)…idiots.

well wats do they get by inciting religious-oriented hatred? well unless u get paid, but if ure not, leave it lee….
and plus, putting up wrong facts innit, by tying Yahudi with Christian. well simplistic assumptions from pea-brained hogs. wat to do…?
u need enlightenment.

as for all i care, most of my Muslim frnds are alrite.I hav no probs with em…(unless they support a certain Manure team…haha kidding.)but d fact is this, problems arise when u are prejudiced towards people of de diff beliefs…or faiths.so i gz we can afford to push dat "non-my religion-phobia" far away keh…?

next on the plate….
seems that they are really serious in tenjun-ing onto the ice program.well done. lepas ni hantar tank buat terjun also keh…?
plus, de submarine…well i dunno abt u, but isnt it dumb professing to the world that we own ONE submarine…?
and we are building it? and telling the whole world where our navy are sending our soldiers to train for it?

I thought submarines info are really classified.heck, i wouldnt let other countries know how many subs i own in my arsenal…dats crazy..dats warfare dude.but Malaysia…hmmm….how about professing how many illegal racers are actually berlesen and how many are not…?

at least we can masukkan smtg new into de malaysian Book Of Boleh-ness.

Of non-muslims being tried by the Syariah court…errmmmim not of a legal person, but i juz think its dumb. U dont put a duck into a chicken coop wouldnt u….?

stuff juz heard : PS3 going for RM 2600.00. any takers? Cheras Leisure mall ada jual.dats crazy!

unsatisfied people, and of cheap alternatives :

have u ever driven on d highway, and heard a BBBRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM…..! sound comin from back of ya…? u were doing 120….next thing u see at de rearview, a pimped up Kanch (Kancil doesnt sound very cool…Kanch sounds more German…) swerving back into the middle lane, from the third lane…cuz kancil will rattle upon breaking 120…

"support kereta tempatan…!" they shout, but sticks the logo "MIRA" to their Kanch de moment they come across the MIRA sticker….

Or in that matter, sticking Evo3 on top of their Wira….

Its like saying "Im anti Us"…while wearing Nike sneakers, drinking Coke, and wearing AIG over their football jerseys huh….?  well. Malaysian: Contradiction thrives here!

Im still waiting for the oil price to go down.not a market analyst, lagilah bukan political analyst (i dont have C4…)…but id say…harga minyak turun, dat means the GE is less than 2 mnths away! …

speaking of GE, today people were lamenting on that 70% of eligible-aged people till 35 arent registered as voters….(sorry if i get d figures wrong - but its arnd dat figure la…)….BELARDI HEouWL ….!(how ah beng speaks when tryin to sound american…)…How come…?
why dont wanna vote….?

well i kena nice bamboo frm me dad when he asked whether i dah register ke belum, and i said it wouldnt have mattered…..(admit, it was a dumb answer haha…)
well guys, if u have registered yrselves, tell me. how to do it, and why u registered…..
bukan kalau register lewat can win MyVi ape…? New version : MyVi SE…=P.

ooops. wrong department…..

Who watches NTV7…? one thing i noticed was this, arnd 7.58pm-ish, they : Play the Negaraku before the 8.00pm News….!well good. Patriotic and all…
But inappropriate!
dats the best timing us caring-law-*ahem*- abiding- Malaysians  are at the least possible time to be standing up straight. ….so inevitably, we have to sing it with our mouths full, washing d dishes, bathing, or while just tanggal-ing yr socks!

Quick note: to who…?
well u know who u are….=]

• Yes.Now u owe me 3 wishes, and yes, i like Wednesdays….=)
• Ukraine tak dak coverage ka thambi….?!
• Yes, it can be licked. And yeah, its not bad.
• Genting plan ….i dnt wanna drive!
• Crouch still have to go.
• -marco-….=]
• Arse-anal got "Arsenal-ed" by Liverpool…hah!
• Kerja kat KL tak bagitau…now u really kena belanja d gang makan at Seoul wei!!!!
• Maluri dekat je…dapat kerja nti bgtau2 le eh…hehe.
• Maluri pun x jauh dari Wangsa maju…
• Im still waiting for my 300 poster dei….
• Wat happend to Lala, Dipsy and Po….?
• You showed how Kenari handling is all about. unfortunately, my car was too close to yrs, luckily, d road was dry.
• Tell yr "lady-police-inspector" friend to happy happy eh.Liverpool dah menang….dah puas tinggl in Melaka ka….?!tau la at hme tak dok internet line…!
• Whoaaa….dah kahwin…(dis one goes to a few…)…melepas la korang x kawin dgn aku awal2…cheh!
• wat…? still studying…? aiiyo…..
• Ribena doesnt have any Vitamin C innit.Blackcurrant does. Blackcurrant flavor doesnt.
• There are no butterflies in PKs…so no worries.
• and yeah…Pks still standing…d coca cola still taste de same…

ciao for now.=]….
Make luv…(better still, children) not war….!
but if you do,(make war…but if children also can…=P) :  count me in. Need to let of some steam…=P

YEAAAAH RIIIIGGGHHHTTT……!