Honestly….i hate to be frank but….

Disturbing world i live in today….
just open the papers….

Some dip stick proposed for the abolishment of fast food ads, thinking it will make us lead an unhealthy life….

first u take our right to voice our opinion…now wanna take away our right of choosing where to eat? come on. We all know this move is a "politically correct" move to show how "health conscious" our pemimpins are….well or is this another move to stop "Jenama Penjajah"…? wats next? deciding which toilet to use and not to use…? u already directly told Malaysians which God that the government prefer….

instead of telling off the good and bad of stuff, they shun it all at once!
lets put this in another picture….
remember one time…when our not so power lah football league was sponsored by a tobacco company?  and when they thought removing tobacco companies will cull the smokin habit? ….

was it successful…? kiss my arse and call me Rebecca la woi. No where near success, and it only makes us look like cavemen who adhere to every single advert on TV!

do you get all excited to jump into the next KFC u come across just by looking at their iklans? i f you, do, better get yr head checked.

fast food is the best (not iklan keh) cheap source of food for the average Malaysia…
its our culture! go lepak2 in Mid Valley or KLCC; go Mc D! cuz it fits to our wallet! so pleaes la those people who poll for our health intake and food consumptions ; we dont have that much money, and watever u do to stop the advert, it will fail.
takkan la everytime we go out, we makan at Starbucks or Coffee Bean…?

ponder this : lagi mahal, lagi berkhasiat…?
so wat about mamak food? not dat im pickin on them la….(an-ne from 888 will be upset wo)….
wat about nasi lemak…? yeah  la.pick on so called high calorie food like burger and fries are ok to show their content, but generally Malaysians eat like hell….
Rendang…? bloody santan in it…
have u seen de kuah if makan nasik kandar…?
or Bak kut teh even…?

another bone i wanna pick with them is for including instant noodles….
mau ban jugak.
hek eleh. Maggi mee pun kena. Why? takut rambut gugur…?
ask any uni student : Maggi rulez! (Mamee, Cintan, Indo Mee (mee goreng nice wo) or even Mee Sedap (Mee Sodap I like it)…. anything also la.

im not saying bcuz i bengang they halang the adverts la. i tak kisah pun. wat pisses me is that they re taking a great deal of time to foresee petty (relatively la…im not saying rakyat s health unimportant) stuff, instead of focusing on de real deal.

so, inevitably, wat the gov proposing for is simply in plain Malaysian words : BANGANG.

" Lembu mengembek seberang laut dengar, Kambing main PS2 depan muka tak nampak…."

wat else…hrrmmm…..yeah some clown proposing for Mat Skodeng la….nice word to pick tho…
sounds urban….they forego "USHA" and "LAYAN"…(Mat Usha / Mat Layan)….(sounds horny huh?)

so katakan la this plan jalan…so there they are. fully equipped. torchlight, night vision goggles, temperature goggles, anti sound slippers,but wear what? dah "formal post"…takkan takde uniform kan? but still need to cater to the budaya…
so pakai sarong also meh? i think they ll need more than a sarong-and-go-commando if they wanna have a uniform…if not..hehehe….

to the dip sticks who pops out abstaining rules to people….

* if they wanna makan it…let they makan it la…..its their money…..
* if they wanna wear it, they wear it la…..its their body…..
* if they wanna watch it, let them watch it la…its for them to see…
* if they wanna do it….let them do it la….its their privacy…..
* if they dont wanna wear it, let them not wearing it la…its their baby…..
* if they dont wanna do what u want them to do, just leave it la….
korang ape pedulik…..?

-One Zinger Please…-
Kenn Leandre

oh yeah.
welcome to the year of the pig…
oink oink… I think fortune tellers tend to "indicate" how the upcoming year is gonna be based solely on de obvious trait of de animal, and not by any other means….

See Pig. Fat.eat only.enjoy. : Prosperous! : good year ahead!
well hope its gonna be a good one eh.

so lets ramai2 we eat more char siew eh…

but it still doesnt stop some dumbos to say pig-brained ideas rite…?
some genius in Terengganu mooted a plan to have Skuad Mat Skodeng! Official Authorized Peeping Toms!
No u dont need to have a degree to have a secured income nwdays.jz an eye , and ears for "ACTION" and ull be rewarded!
brilliant! First another clown suggested to have a "Rack up your crime catch and win a motorbike" to Mat Rempits, then this "Watch people do "wooohooo" (Sim2 speak) and get rewarded"!

Planning in gettin a new tarantula. 8th one.but not decided yet.polling…polling for opinions….
Top 3 common questions that have been asked regarding keeping tarantulas (after 7 mnths since the 1st tarantula)

1. Can you pat them…? Why tarantula…? bcuz if cat or dog u can cuddle with them…pat them…play with them….but tarantula…
2. Do they bite…? Is it painful…? (my ans is easy : I’ll share de pain w u when d time comes ait…i gv u first hand experience…)
3. How much did u bought it…?

easiest answer to all the questions :Google  it up…!

KL city traffic has been great. practically empty! best stretch : Connaught up to Mid Valley! kosong wei!!! CNY s gotta be one of my fav public hols.along w Hari Raya…
KL suddnly feels like KT…de traffic…=]

Muse Concert.failed to get d tix. Late plan+tight budget+really fast selling tix : my no show to it.
can catch their live act on Youtube though. Supermassive Blackhole : now this is entertainment! How rock concerts should look like!

Heard the song Ipoh Mali on de radio? yeah de overplayed one.
some quarters bengang with it. saying the song is actually demeaning. some of u might not understand why, but the "conformity" of the fact that im about to give you is also questionable/ subjective…(history is always like dat wat…)

The term "Ipoh Mari (or mali) Tarak (talak) sombong….." actually doesnt refer to that Ipoh people are humble and easy going. It refers to sex workers.yes.u read it right. Prostitutes/ social escorts from Ipoh are easy to get.! During th silver mining time, say 1950-s, Ipoh was well known to be the origin of some very over the friendly lah "service providers".
taken from wikipedia : Ipoh was characterized by the proliferation of large numbers of cinema halls, amusement parks, cabarets and night life which was unrivalled in peninsular ^{[citation needed]}. The derogatory colloquialism Ipoh mali (misspelled from Malay: "Ipoh mari"; literally "from Ipoh") refers to the social escorts that accompanied the many millionaires and businessmen in the city.

the term of tarak sombong carries on till today, w/o sme people not knowing the origin of the term. that was back then. but now its changed. so begs the question :

History : should it be brought up, no matter how "bad" some quarters perceive it…?
for now, my only reference to ipoh is that, ive never been there.
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Ronaldinho : a terrific player as he is, he does tend to fall rather dramatically with the slightest of touches. So people, avoid naming your kids future Ronald, Ronaldo or even Ronnie unless u want to see them facing problems standing up straight for a long period later in life….
(bengang la ni….Ronaldinho dives every opportunity during contact w any Liverpool players!)

how am i gonna name my kids anyway….hhrrrmmmm…..
ang pow mali…ang pow ang pow mali…..
-ang pow…lai… lai….lai lorr….!-
Kenn Leandre

allritee…

CNY is very close. There goes my sleep…
orang CHeras Awana suka main mercun…!
it has begun!

owh wat de hell.Its the Year of The Pig, so i urge all of you
to show support to it by "upping-the ante" in consuming more and more Bak Kut Teh to honor them! its their year u know…..

News saying that even Mamak outlets will start to put surcharge on toilet use. whoaaa!
wat will the think of next! reason : i dunno. bugeers will jack up de price of teh tarik later too.shrewd!30cents per entry…? do they also put astro in de stalls then?

Huge arguments whether to continue the change to mykad-win a myvi competition.
well either those people up there u know where aint dat bright, or some one "really did won" the myvis…hehe

more dumb news on de papers today!
In the paper who s advert shows an Indian lady playin de guitar, and an ah moi with a Kelantanese dialect….Harian Mad-tro! haha
on the frontpage:
some clever dude suggest women to wear "Cawat Besi"….a freakin Metal Chastity belt!
aiiyo. since this fellow frm a reputable body, and seems that wanna jaga kebajikan wanita la (could be his motive) , must it all be related to sex? come on!
wat will they think of next…? Guys to wear beanie hats if they re under 18…?

the next menace after mat rempits : Mat xenon!
been "flashed". gonna get one to balas balik!

kena flu around CNY….orange intake have to be controlled.
(aiiya…i agree.it sux)well a lil bit wont hurt….alasan for xtra leave days…hehehe

horoscope for a Rat Year Person in the Year of The Pig :

oooohhh!
freakin hell. i dont like bean soup…aha!
shit s available at : http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htm

cheh. thought can get a set of lucky 4Ds ka…horse race ka…=p.EPL score ka….

well Wishing everyone a Happy Chinese New Year…
Ang Pow dont forget…

asking ang pow from me, and you’ll get half of it…yeah…the "POW!" part .
sock it to ya!

No Ang Pow s Missed…
Kenn Leandre (C)

Alrite friends…today is the 13th.Tmrw is the 14th Feb,Wednesday.Valentine’s Day.And before we go any further in this "No Punches Pulled" Edition, Valentine’s Day Style…!, i would like to share with you guys, what i read in the net.

Taken from Malaysia Today website,and you can read and leave your own comments too in the forum…but lets stick to what i think keh….

Firstly, read the following article titled : (i’ve marked the article in blue to highlight it)

"Muslim authorities decry Valentine’s Day celebrations in Malaysia, Brunei…"

(AP) - Religious officials are urging couples in Muslim-majority Malaysia and
Brunei to shun Valentine’s Day, saying it conflicts with Islamic
principles and could cause moral erosion.The warning came as florists, hotels and restaurants ramped up
promotions for the occasion, offering roses inscribed with sentimental
proclamations, idyllic seaside escapes and candlelight dinners with
popular singers serenading lovers.

There are no laws banning Wednesday’s celebration in either country,
which advocate moderate Muslim teachings, but some officials noted that
Saint Valentine was a Christian and feared that romantic revelries
might prompt impure behavior among young people.

"From the point of view of Islam, this is not an advisable practice,"
said Muhammad Ramli Nuh, a state lawmaker who belongs to the ruling
United Malays National Organization. "Unmarried couples might come
together and mingle with each other in unacceptable ways."

"We feel it is inappropriate for businesses to hold Valentine’s Day
programs for couples," said Muhammad Ramli, deputy chairman of the
government’s Islamic development council in Malaysia’s northeastern
Terengganu state.

In neighboring Brunei, spiritual leaders used mosque sermons last
Friday to express concerns that couples "might not just send greetings
and gifts but … go beyond the limit and even engage in promiscuous
activities."

"It is sad to note that we also celebrate such an occasion without
knowing its origin, whether it is permissible in Islamic beliefs or
otherwise," the imams said in a message carried by Brunei media.
"Valentine’s Day is not a celebration needed among Muslims."

Muslims should not "follow Western cultures in the name of
modernization without knowing that such culture is against the Islamic
teachings," the message added.

But the advice did not deter businesses from capitalizing on Valentine’s Day.

One Brunei florist reportedly imported 1,000 roses with phrases such as
"Thinking of You" and "You Are Mine" inscribed on their petals.

A beach resort in Terengganu publicized a "Romantic Interlude Package"
that includes spa treatments and a tree-planting ceremony to
commemorate each couple’s stay.

Saint Valentine is believed to have been a 3rd century martyred Roman
priest or bishop. Theories of how the holiday became a celebration of
lovers include that it stemmed from Valentine’s Feb. 14 feast date
falling close to a pagan love festival or that it was because
mid-February was seen in Europe as the time of year when birds start
mating.

ok.wat do you think of this hogwash.in my own words:Dumb.

Do you need Valentines Day to bonk yr girlfriend/boyfriend…? Does Valentine’s Day make you feel horny…?

if you do, Viagra would have gulung tikar long time ago. Are there more kids born and abandon around early December as result from Valentine’s Day  vertical lambadas…? (9 mnths and 20 days!)

i dont think so!

Western values…? are we that unsecured of their kids that simple, love-care-inclined western values will ultimately be the bringer of local morality and bring "eastern values" to crash…?

Then i think these people will have to have their head checked.I dont see anything wrong celebrating valentine’s day if you wanna, and if u got de dosh la.Why must we classify stuff to be "western" or "white"culture to be evil, before dwelling into the message first…?

if its de christian way, then abandon the Gregorian calendar! its based on the calendar released by the church aint it…?

seems that ure still in time warp…so welcome to the current day.wake up.!

well their stand might be that, kiddies, proclaiming luv and affection, gets their hormones all warmed up, go on doing "promiscuous" activities! Whoa! they ve been listening to Nelly Furtado! now that "promiscuous" is a widely used word which meaning they just understood, will the song be beeped on radio…? eerrrmmm…..

lowdown : go to Zouk. go to Beach Club.Go to Liquid.Go to Nouvo. errmmm…Muslim arent suppose to take alcohol rite…? but hey…wait a minute…these clubs are filled with….oh wow. Mr Ulama, Imam and Jakim, mai la sini….
Liquid is well know to be a gay club…erm.Jakim…u overlook ka…?

simple case of not seeing the elephant thats stepping on your toe, but noticing the "kuman" across the sea….

so wat abt Mat Rempit day…? whch celebration la they kena influence…?

Valentine’s day is not the culprit, or any other celebrations either. somehow rather, some clamheads will get out with some stupid ideas and remarks generated from their teeny brain, and create a furore, just to gain their 15 minutes of fame.
so Valentine s Day is a celebration for lovers… cant muslims show love? i was told its a religion that practiced love isnt it…?

so if u aint got nothing nice to say, you dont say nothing! (bambi would agree!)

And so people, trust yr own judgments.Ure old enough…
Celebrate or not to celebrate, it s yr call….
Where u wanna celebrate, its yr wallet…
How u wanna celebrate…err…its yr life….

berani buat,berani tanggung…
boleh buat, sanggup ka tanggung…?

enjoy it, Happy valentine’s day.=]
single people also got their loved one wat…family comes first ….eh…?
so no one is alone…

No (loving) Punches Pulled….
Kenn Leandre.

*…heyy…i could actually hantam orang and spread sme luvin too..haha!
wats wrong with me!

i had a good weekend.still, i doesnt mean i didnt come across ludicrous  stuff in the papers.

firstly, some "smart ass" quarters are questioning the National Registry Dept.Why?
remember once when they had this "peraduan tukar kad pengenalan ke MyKad" dan menang Perodua MyVi…?

yeah.a competiton to reward people who tangguh stuff dats compulsory.instead of the early ones.oh well. seems that they are asking…"Sudah lama ada itu peraduan…sapa yang menang loorrr…..?"

need i say more…? people like this also got ka? ooops.People(s) .Both sides la.
No keeping promises, and demanding stuff regardless how idiotic you may sound.
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a friend is organizing a Paintball tourney near Jln Klang Lama…please refer to bulletin board for more info…3 on 3…
yes.paintball hurts.any game in fact. dnt wanna get hurt…? play water polo instead in a kiddie pool.

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Dry season coming up.
Method of facing it : Open business selling bottled water!
Umbrellas, and sunscreen!
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-i could eat a horse-
Leandre

wat i saw on telly and de news….

NSTP main page: Malaysia total annual trade for 2006 was : 1.069 Trillion .Ringgit aje.
mati mati i ingat dollars ke.euros ke.pound sterling ke.

well since a few days back the RM broke the 3.5 barrier, de so called 1.069 trillion ringgit was calculated on what exchange rate la…?just curious.
before or after the exchange rate dip below 3.5?

another story was that Dato’ Siti Nurhaliza goin to the Grammys.ooo.since she won sme best dress thinggy. make us proud,Siti you say…?
well lets hope she s brushed up on her England, and not make a ditz out of herself…
"I like the oren bear …Winnie.Winnie the Po-Oh…"

well our Malaysian U-16 team seems that got the chance to train with Arse-anal ! wow.wonder how much was paid to  send those kids there.the result : just wait a couple more years…see if they continue the "pass-to-the-keeper-in-the-shootout-routine" in a crucial game….

Valentine’s Day arnd de corner. well i do hear some people (non-christians) deciding not to celebrate the day since the day originated from St Valentine, a christian Saint. "Makes them less religious in their religion by celebrating it" hmm……
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NEW FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT : Desperate Politicians (DP)(not to be associated with Desperate Housewives)….. all DP’s live one "Sandiwara Lane"…where even weirder stuff happens,day in day out.

and also :HILANG.a.k.a :Sesat (not to be associated with LOST)….a certain Miss AP cant be compared to Kate (Evangeline Lilly)….actors! starring our very own real-life local stars/actors!

Lack "jack": Un official leader of the pack who crash in their plans more time than                    Siti Nurhaliza can mispronounce English words….

Value "Sayeeeeed" : De token "black" guy with cool hair….speaks quirky english, and                             even quirkier malay.ex-torturing expert, expert in "toll" method.

Maha "Sawyer"    : De token anti-hero.luvs creating shit.and  keep pickin on certain                            Ms AP.

Naj-lok "Locke" : Sidekick…but could be having a hidden agenda to take over…ntah
RRRAf…"Kate" Miss AP    : Torn between 2 loveeeerss…..acting liike a foooolll…!

Adf-lley "Sulley" Mr Midriff  :Sumolah! the token fat dude.good heart.eating disorder.

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Muse is coming over! and suddenly, everyone s a fan! bloody hype! tix not dat mahal tho. less than 200 per head.worth goin to i believe. but im gettin tired of Starlight being played.over.and over.and over.and over again!

Ghostrider movie…..suddenly every1 is a comic book fan! another bloody over hyped thing! Im catchin de movie tho. Eva Mendes.yup.solid reason.period.

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another reason why Cheras roxx.yesterday, arnd 11 am smthg, a bomb.YES A BOMB was detonated by the Malaysian Police Bomb Squad, near the "triple-gas-station-and-a-McDonalds" area in Taman Connaught, Cheras, near the Cheras-Salak Expressway.no one was hurt, and no Mongolian models included.

taken from The Star Online (9 Feb 2007)

KUALA LUMPUR: The bomb disposal squad detonated what was
believed to be a home-made bomb at a petrol station in Taman Connaught,
Cheras, near here yesterday.

The bomb was in a plastic box wrapped in a white plastic bag.

Cheras OCPD Asst Comm Rusli Ahmad said a woman worker at the petrol
station found the bag at 9.30pm on Wednesday in the ladies toilet.

Safe disposal: A bomb disposal squad detonated a home-made bomb found in a plastic bag at a petrol station in Taman Connaught, Cheras, on Thursday.

Without checking to see what was inside, she left the
bag in the storeroom overnight and only showed her manager the bag at
about 9.30am yesterday, he said.

The manager found two 12-volt batteries connected with wires. He immediately alerted the police. 

A bomb disposal squad and firemen rushed to the station.

The bomb squad used a robotic detector to detonate the homemade bomb at about 11.30am.

The operation caused a three-hour-long traffic jam along Jalan Cheras. 

Moral of the story : Do NOT PICK UP STRANGE BAGS IN TOILETS….!

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i caught a couple of nice-funny vids on Youtube….jz thought id share it with u guys…=]

taken from a Japanese candid-camera style show…put yrself in da solo dude’s shoes…and enjoy the clip…

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMol1TFmf0Y

another one is from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s movie that he definitely be happy to forget  : Hercules In New York :
the part where he WRESTLES a Bear! i think its brilliant!

:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQhBGDOO4-w

Japs are natural jokers.the proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXIRZkGD8k

and clueless Jap dude tryin to speak English….Trambeto!and the other guys in the classroom cant laugh or as u will see, kena nice whack la…

here s another one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iAmNwGQudA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZUFndhmJQk

for starwars fans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_vy4tjT_do

enjoy de clips.

ok. as explained in my previous post, i was suppose to attend this entrance test for "Pegawai Tadbir & Diplomatik" post in a school in Bangsar (Bukit bandaraya).

de test is broken down into 5 segments i think, and consists of 3 in the mrning, and anthr 2 after lunch.since i have to attend a company lunch function, naturally i skipped de aftrnoon tests la, not before  going thru d mrning session ones.

tests in order :
1. "GENERAL KNOWLEDGE" TEST (i put the "GENERAL KNOWLEDGE" with a purpose ok…)
2. IQ/ Math test.
3. Esei Bahasa Melayu
4. Essay in English
5. Morality sort of test
6. I dunno if you consider this a test, bt in de instruction that was mailed to me, said smtg abt sahsiah and penampilan…or smtg like dat.

Why "GENERAL KNOWLEDGE"….?well i put it that way, cuz de test was more like yr typical sejarah form3 papers. Anyone remember who was in Suruhanjaya Cobbold…?
or what is Ibnu-Khaldun’s real name…? and wait a minute, wats de traditional dance frm Terengganu…? Menora? or Mak Yong…? Which dude won de National Ping Pong championship? (i rmbr dat was a malay chap tho…ter-baca)…
There was however current questions that ud be suprised was included…like last year’s Malaysia Cup final was between what teams…? or what Islam Hadhari concept was all about….hmmm…..so to those who prepared well for de test, i believe that their extra prep meritted at most extra 3 "questions-belum-confirm-tapi-bolehla-harap-betul-agaknya-insyaallah-ok-le-tu".
a.k.a : hope can goreng la….!

as for me, i had a field day "shooting rubber bands at stars"….yeah. was giggling aftr de 5th question…ya lorr…thank God i was in it just to see how it goes first. had no way to tell how it was gonna be like. was advised to read some stuff about RMK9…development shit and like dat…i did. but i tak sempat la cover Ibnu-Khaldun and the Malaysian Ping-pong circuit.

2. IQ/Math test! yes! something "fair ground"! First question was abt some 2 dudes la…u know, first dude’s savings is 2 times the second dude’s savings, after a few days, their diff in savings become 5 times the difference…all ok….oh have i told you their names…? the two dudes in the questions i mean…
their names were : Mawi and Felix. another reason to giggle like an idiot! and i did.
for no apparent reason.

i skipped the remaining test papers as i gotta go, so had no idea how the rest went.

aaa…Channel surfing landed me on TV3 for a while ystd aftrnoon…Melodi i think…highlighting the artis-artis perihatin yang melawat mangsa banjir Johor untuk memberikan sokongan la konon….
do i hear "CHEAP PUBLICITY"…?….Heyy dats Jaafar Onn with a feather stuck on his head wearing a designer life jacket. smooth.!

speakin of cheap publicity…just read in de papers today…last night was this some anugerah on TV. Mawi won! yes! Menabung membawa berkat!

Im sure u guys pernah catch some local award ceremonies at least once….and i gotta get this out. its de lamest of all lame events.come on….
Red Carpet…? more like bleached rug walk!

Typical local award….
*some loose cannon main presenter will crack jokes….then intro de next award announcers…..
* cue tape recorded music….Jeng…Jeng…Jeng…!
* cue tape recorded clap….yeah!!! clap clap…clap…….fade button….
* cue 2 giggling idiots with over makeup…..
Idiot 1 : Hai….pekabo….hik hik hik…
Idiot 2: Haaaiiii…(waving to her imaginary groupie in de farthest corner of the hall)….i Lap yuu…..muuaahhh….hahaha….
Idiot 1 : (Idiot 2’s name)….awak nampak cantik malam ni……(then comes in the lame pick up lines la….dumb questions to show that they are "mesra" with each other )….- Baju sponsor mana…?(cheap publicity)… kucing dah beranak dah?…filem baru…?DAH MAKAN BELUM…?
Idiot 2 : cue *answer dumb question posed……

and before u know it, iklan.

Windows Vista is out.use Mac  instead.hahaha.my suggestion (even im nt dat good in this comp stuff)…wait till Vista ver 1.something-something  comes out than decide (decide, not buy yet)…use Mac instead.G5.worth saving for.

Book.Wolverine :Origins & Endings. where to get ah? check at MPH Mid V cant find also…p/s there s a new comic shop just opened (since Dec 06) in front of California Fitness in Mid V by de way.worth checkin git out, and also if ure a trade card game kaki…(Magic The Gathering and Star wars TCG)

Movie : Epic Movie ? save money. derma to Tabung Mangsa Banjir  is good. dnt bazir yr money to watch this movie…another worth to warn u guys : national Lampoon’s Pledge This . I got as far as the starting credit roll, and  geez. watching Paris Hilton prancing in it is enough to make me press the stop button.

car waxing is tiresome.but worthwhile.end of story.

Since Russell Peters wnt be coming any time  soon, im proposing that we  ask David Chapelle  to come here instead….dnt think it ll work tho..but its worth a try….

Notice Same-My Value  in a press conference in tv dat day….he was giving an  press statement, and he was multi tasking at the same time! Tengah makan! now dats wat we wanna see! Our Politikus-ians very the rajin, they had to cram their makan/minum time to accomodate to the press….well i still wonder how come the cost to repair the MRR2 increased gila-gila -ly.bloody hell.30 mil aint chicken feed oi.

Paid toll to get jam….u read it here first keh…when dat SMART Drain project siap, some stuff will fall apart, in 2 years maybe, cracks appear, it will get flooded, and jam in KL will worsen. heck, take Cheras for instance…..
last time jam near LM (Leisure Mall)…when de flyover siap, no jam thre, but in Tmn Midah! cause, roadworks near Lok Yew…when its done, next jam : Dewan Bahasa. Watch this space….!
p/s when la wanna get Cheras LRT train near Phoenix-Connaught area…?aiiya….

No Punches Pulled
Kenn Leandre (R)