Honestly….i hate to be frank but….

woowee….
bloody trip to Putrajaya today…meeting some guy in de Fisheries Dept…
first trip thre aftr 4 years…

luv de stretch to Putrajaya…after de toll…didnt cecah 140 tho…aiiya. auto car la katakan…

but it is how thre!
well.cool architecture really.didnt sempat take any pics la. hw want to?
im in no rush to get my tombstone erected keh.bloody cool.

Was at melaka last wkend. hantar my sis to uni.

on de way back, gz wat? got de penghormatan of bein potong-ed by a Lambo Murcielago…or Gallardo…cnt really tell…
i was goin 120…and it whizzed past me…must been doin at least 180…

got tailgated by a bus…
freakin big long distance bus….
freakin big long distance bus at 120kph with a registration number of as my brother said :number of the devil…
de bus registration num was ABS 6666…even satan would bid for dat number…

p/s: Melaka do have their own bus hub station! Melaka Sentral! minus de train system dat is…waaay bttr than KT bus station anyday….
bt ntg beats de sea view of KT….=]

gettin ready for an exam this weekend, got a letter requestin me to attend this test kemasukan for Pegawai Tadbir Diplomatik under de Suruhanjaya Perkhdmatan Awam…
simply apply b4 landed my current job…

well i luv my current job…but ill just take de test…
see whre i stand…
de stats for Pegawai Tadbir Diplomatik….

Bilangan Permohonan = 36, 121 orang

Bilangan Dipanggil Temu Duga (Melepasi
    Tapisan) = 1, 225 orang - moi here….see whre i stand aftr this eh…=] - roughly 3% lepas tapisan…

Bilangan
    Kekosongan Jawatan = 500…and 40% lepas de exam (bertulis i think)…

Bilangan Calon Simpanan = 50

dnt knw wat to read..just open de papers la…see wats in it…

last night news was smtg abt de police managed to detect a woman who kept ecstacy pills in her bra…..

*they wldnt ask dat kinda questions…wont they…?(de stuff dat eventually end in my head…aiiyaaaa….nedd to reformat la like this)

well Sujit may be right when he said i was picked just to cukupkan quota,…haha

well how many othr Iban-Kadazan-Chinese-Portuguese hybrids out there…? here s one! de dude with the weird name! KEEN LYANDEEERR….(dats how people always pronounce my name….) luluskan jer la….

apart frm my siblings of course….KEEN BERAN-DON…and KERIS-TAL SAMAN…(u gotta translate this)

us siblings hv weird names. feel free to decipher de real spellings…

p/s : my obnoxious-ness hv smtg to do with havin a bit of Portuguese keh…(notice how obnoxious Jose Mourinho can be…?) ahhh….Portugal punya org traits la….

a special mention to Miss Pappadam: she won Big Brother…
well i think its hogwash. sympathy votes. and politically correct move by de show producers…showbiz maah!

and d photo blogs: decided to hold till further notice….not enuff pics worth postin anyway…

Doraemon lovers: please take note that i AM NOT ANTI DORAEMON after my previous posting….
de point is this: DORAEMON deserve an OSCAR! for best animated film for havin all de criteria for an oscar winning movie….

Special mention to my friends  (as on 30th jan 2007):
- Sujit : keep de packet fresh till Chinese New Year…Bangkok…Bang….kok….
- Hang : ape kes pakai RAZR…? 3.2 megapix wei…3.2…! err..yr phone ade Cybershot ka…? third gaji pun 3rd gaji la belanja…
- Shukur : Anime VCD and DVD in KL business dwindling since u left KL dude…cme back and revive de Hentai and Anime market…
- Man : When you walk…thru a storm….(even Hitz.fm is playin it…!)
- Brandon : u approved Kevin’s latest testi on yr page…aiiiyaaaa…my condelences to Heidi…=P
- Crystal : u gotta agree w me on de topic above…!
- Kevin : SICK DUDE! Stay off my brother!!!
- John Paul : Tell dat Rain wannabe! aiiyaaa….i knw ure readin this…!
- Amalina "AMY": ntg really big on Feb 1st…really. ape birthday? tak tau anythng pun…..(check offer validity)
- Jan : marco…! ;-)…dnt stay up late…=]
- Yen Ling "Jungle Jam"…: Mamak session whn ure back yah! dnt frget my  prezzie…US made keh.
- Lim Jia Wei : Are u sure u didnt bring bk any avian flu …its Hanoi ok…? =P
- Kin Hoo: AVi avi sp…got sample ka? oh yeah.still owe u fr de last spider…remind me lor!
- Aida: suruh Hang tu belanja kite wei…dah due lama ni….
- Syazwan : wat de freakin hell is poco poco? sounds gay dude.
- those nt included…..errr….welll….

No punches pulled (honest)
Kenn Leandre (C)

well as dijanjikan, photo blogging session today.
not before i blurt out smmore nonsensical  stuff….
still need to sort them pics…so ill gv this first….

notice all de hype on manga and anime nwdays…?
yeah. local TV stations start showing them….
AXN i think started showin them since a couple years back….

even Deathnote hv its own , albeit dumb movie version of it….well needless to say, im a cartoon fan, and hv been following them since a wee kid la….

so some quarters said that these anime brings disturbing elements, and mencemarkan pemikiran kanak2. remember when that time when some people said to boycott Pokemon,, just because de main character’s main pokemon, "Pikachu" ’s name sounds offensive…?

"Pikachu" konon nya sounds like "Pick-a Jew"…well it is if u said it quickly, but de crux of de ,matter is, dat some people just wanna find fault in every harmless stuff.

Samurai X was said to be too graphically bloody; Ranma1/2 shows explicit sexual topics, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (even not cartoon-cartoon, still comes under de category la) was a centre of unwanted attention for using the slang "Morphin" as opposed to MORPHING! "it maybe referring to MORPHINE" said de censorship! and de word morphin was bleeped out of de theme song…!

why am i talkin abt de above said stuff…?
well a friend told me dat de essence of an Oscar winning movie must have : Drama,Suspense,Action,Violence,Heroics,Cool Stuff,Love, and Sex
And so according to my brother (Thanks Brandon)
sum it all up, de only cartoon dat fits de billing is….
after seeing one of de shows last weekend,

Its DORAEMON! An..an…an…To-te mo-da-it-su-ki…Do-rae-mo-on….
think about it :

Drama : Nobita getting other than a ‘0′ in his test….
Suspense : Nobita’s mum finding out of his "stash" of zero test results in his drawer…
Action : Giant and Sinyu chasing Nobita…
Violence : Nobita’s face becoming cushion-like after being beaten up by Giant….
Heroics: Doraemon muncul….!
Radical Ideas : Pistol Mengecil…! Pintu Suka Hati….! Ubat Bercakap Benar!
Love: Sizuka….
Sex: Sizuka taking bath and Nobita getting an eyeful of it….

there….
i wonder when Ang-Lee will do a live motion CGI movie for Doraemon…..

…
Pappadam. miss pappadam. its got a nice ring to it.
wat about miss achi murukku , or miss laddu…? if Shilpa Shetty gets dat miss pappadam tag, well by gosh am i eager to meet miss Puttu Mayam .
seems dat she kena "sayur" frm some blokes and (not so babe-ish) contestant in some reality show that i jz couldnt be bothered remembering….
well basically kena tabur la.called names.kena kutuk.then whoahahahaha! world issue!

well racism being highlighted.de most ubiquitous word i think actually nwdays.

In the local front,
The word "keling" for one, is a bloody sensitive word to some. I think its just a word. well the intent you put in it when uttered that makes it sound racist. Then you have extra sensitive dudes (the persatuan india muslim malaysia i think ) wanna put a petition to take de word off from the Kamus Dewan…dat was sometime ago…

talk about have loadsa free time huh…?

Stereotyping.dot.(i even acknowledge the full stop there)…..

when i read de newspaper this morning, a column on the New Module for the ethnic relations book had a 2 page spread on it….relationship of students in unis…
ahhh…."Integrasi malaysia"… i remember when taking the Pengajian Malaysia subject. compulsory.yeah. bloody LAN dictated it.and i bloody hell wanna highlight this : its load of crap, propaganda to "angkat" certain political quarters.

well back to de story,

said that students tend to unknowingly mingle around their own kind….
Malays with malays, indians with indians, and chinese with chinese,…..
wait a bloody minute…wat about rojaks…ahhh!

whre do de ChinDians, Chindian Singh (specifically referring to you, Sujit!),  Kadabaneuese (Kadazan-Iban-Chinese-Portuguese) go…? think i wanna put a new petition  to add another box in de bangsa category…as "Rojak".

so wats de Gov wanna bising abt repairing the "integrasi yang tidak kesampaian" when they themselves started and nourished the divide since we all masuk darjah satu…?

remember those days…? de Guru Besar will go on by sayin on Mondays, or everyday if there is daily assemblies " Sekarang tiba masa untuk  pelajar agama Islam membacakan doa"….

subtle. but yes. dats de first step in segregating the youngins. non-muslims start to feel like outcasts. when malay-looking non-muslim students didnt "tadah tangan" for the prayer, kena bamboo before they even get to explain themselves.

de notion of being marginalized, classified and differentiated carries on, and by de time they re entering uni (18,and higher), de assumptions of other races have built up to an extent where they become wary of people frm other races…

….well we just tunggu dan lihat la what happens.if it fails, they’ll just work out on a new one lah…Malaysia wat…

lighter topic :

heard about the  "mistake" in the VMY2007 guide where it included numbers for a "Visit-A-Malaysian where de sun dont shine Guide 2007" instead.easy talk : VERTICAL-LAMBADA SERVICE, a.k.a Rodeo Ride.

wat hit me was, the advertiser’s brilliance in getting his word across! Now dats Marketing! He chartered waters where his other "competitors" overlook…!

and de dude dapat free extra advertising by TV3 who highlighted de finding!

…been takin sme weird pics lately,will upload de shits (literally) in de upcomin posts….

Awaiting the sequel for Borat:Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. …
Hoping that he would focus on cultural learnings of Malaysia….

Gamarjobat is showing….contemplating whether to catch a show…any takers…?
i just recently got de news (thanks Sujit for this one) that he wont be comin to KL!
reason, read and judge.

taken from russellpeters.com :

im bloody pissed on dat. bloody hell….. !XOBILE spirit lives on…!

aaaa.wat next….
notice its been gloomy for the past week? well de meteorological dept reported that IT WILL RAIN in the next few days…wat did i told u in my previous blogs of the predictions in 2007…?

IT WILL RAIN!…i gotta be psychic or smtg….
worth mentioning, pics of de Petronas towers "waist-up-covered-in-fog" was posted in the Star de othr day. well wahddya knw, was posted by a friend. congrats.won 50. when wanna belanja?

err…
noticed dat CNY celebrations in malls have started…
and since im living in a mixed taman so to speak, where :

• Indian weddings is a monthly thing,
• Mercun goes out every celebration, Christmas ka, CNY ka, Deepavali ka, Hari raya ka, Hari Pekerja ka, Hari Kanak-kanak….
• you can have all yr neighbors fighting among themselves, and still cant find out wats de bickering all about cuz ure busy counting how many languages are actually being used,
• you learn various, cuss sentences…frm yr neighbors…

my Taman will sound like a Feng-Tau club…with de firecrackers, home made mercuns, and music coming frm visiting neighbor friends’ car that give free music a whole new meaning, and Feng-Tau, a pretty much unwelcomed exposure….

gotta get headphones……..

Hi Miss pappadam….
im Kenn….
Kenn-tucky Fried Chic-Ken…
Kenn-y Rogers Roasters….

Mexicans will now have slingshot carrying policemen…ure takes de latino-cool factor out of telenovelas eh…?
"Senorita, dnt worry. nada problemas (is dat even mexican? oh hell…). I, inspector Jose will protect you my handmaiden with this trusty slingshot, and i will pelt ill intended people with my 2-inch diameter bullet….!"

well de traffic has been getting heavier by de day. i dnt know why, but it does.
its killing me!.

ive noticed d chinese dude who is running in the Batu Talam election is using a Bus as his symbol…."Pangkah Bas…! "
wonder if im running…wat symbol would i use….
well to hook up tech savvy young voters, id use an iPod as my symbol…
50% on iPods and iPhones if i win !

pictures.taking pictures. evry1 s taking em. evry1 s a photo blogger.im not one yet. but ill set myself a target, that starting today, till this Sunday; ill start takin pics. selected few will be uploaded into this blog. cant wait to see de shit i will come across…..
remember my words…

Malaysian football team..we re in de semis!..evr1 is excited…haha. dats de spirit….until of course, they kalah to Singapore in Kallang Stadium la….not being pessimistic, but being realistic….

Notice how come suddenly tak de news of Mat Rempits…? wat happened? have they turned over a new leaf? watever leaf it is….
or have they repented and started doing rukun tetangga duties…?, or have they reached 88mph and the flux capacitor sent them back in time …(just like in Back to The Future)…..only time will tell.

heard a news abt a dude having his head momentarily swallowed by a Great WHite Shark while he was swimming….he got away alive….
lesson:
So kids, remember to wear crash helmets the next time you go swimming with sharks…wear kevlar too, and also dont forget yr harpoon gun….

Finally, talent surpass everything else in the malaysian music industry when Adibah Nor won dat Juara Lagu. She can really sing! well its abt time she s given due recognition. Well American Idol is back, and the best part of it : The early auditions!
Still waiting for William Hung of this season.

and Malaysian Idol when la…? Our own Michael Jackson… PBSM dangdut singer wannabe (great PR for PBSM…) and de Kylie Minogue dude….now dats ENTERTAIN-ment!

Still on de showbiz-reality show topic : What Women Want….? aiiyo. i dnt think de show is working, cuz aftr wats said in its main title, and after for so long, i dnt think any guys in Malaysia still hav got a damn clue on What Women Really Want….
puzzles me….but will still catch it if its on…Hannah Tan…was hot..but gettin kinda stale….(stress the word ‘ was ‘ )
wat do women want anyway…? help needed…(on behalf of all men…)

ok de flood in Johor. im upset by de way. no story of de 15 escaped crocodiles. aiiya. where can they be…? Plus the flood have brought up lots of queries (on my side la)….

well for one, im wondrin how have the flood affected the Johor bigfoot. plus, since we want to "Malaysia-nize" everythng, lets i suggest a new name call for mr bigfoot. "Kaki besar" anyone…? and ever wondered why they only found one side of the foot, instead footprints of both sides…?

Malaysian doubles won the malaysian Super series…yay! nt actually a badminton fan, but heyy, its all de hype now…notice when its All England season, or Thomas Cup tournament goin by, young kids start playn badminton almost everywhre…?

dat my friends, is called a hype(in my books)…
so imagine the superbly entertaining hype, that i would even consider joining, if it wasnt called off : the teh tarik hype when our Boleh-nauts go to space and do de tarik-king stunt…

sad.one marketing loophole down the longkang.

Tsunami alert off the coast of Sabah last night. Wannabe surfer dudes, you know where to go so that we can save a few grave sites. heh. kiddin.

several international acts comin by KL…good yr for concert peoples…
Akon was here.dnt get it wat makes his song sell, but then again, it did.
Boyz II Men, well worth listening.not sure if ill buy de tix,
and some Korean dude whose name will irk almost all Johoreans : Rain.

a friend of mine who keeps tabs on rediculous stuff just brought it up to me that this Korean dude has aptly listed his songs arrangements on his CD to in the following order :

1.I’m coming
2.In my Bed.

aaa….put song 1 and 2 side by side, you’ve got…(if the National some-thing-whatever-board) has a crazy mind themselves, they will rename it as "Saya datang, dalam tilam saya"…

Eye of Malaysia : wooweeee….was telling a friend just now dat im plannin to go see it soon. heard they’ll stop de fireworks after the 1st mnth…aiiyo. so see it quick friends….

still, i think going on a funfair ride will be more thrilling. not becuz of the height and view you’ll get to see, but the risk you are taking. Dats Fear Factor…!
watever happened to Ayah Pin’s Giant Teapot anyway? if they destroyed it , on basis of ajaran sesat, wat about that odd looking plant sculpture near Dataran Merdeka?
giant Venus Flyeater!

….

Well hello dear tourists! (pendatangs if you re frm other Asian countries )….Welcome to Malaysia…..(kompang at de back….)

Its pronounced "Ma-Lay-Si-A" if you wanna sound local, or "Mer-Lay-Zhuh" if you wanna sound like a foreigner (according to us Malaysians la….good gimmick if ure not from Europe, and dnt hav de Mat Salleh look…)

we treat all tourists very well, as long as ure not from Bangladesh, Pakistan, or Indonesia…..you see…Malaysians prefer if you re from negara ong puteh la….
le tak kelas le layan orang Bangla…ke orang Asia. Org puteh le besh. anak rambut blond gitu….. eh mana ada…we all tak de la rascist…we just hate other Asians…

Asia untuk Asia!

we ve got loads benda for you to be entertained here. no other negara have biggest Ketupat you, or the longest lemang, or the crunchiest murukku! We Malaysias . Think different! That makes us unik! (sorry the rojak…thats not Melayu, its Bahasa malaysia…)

Other negaras only have one major race event in a year. Alaa…macam F1 tu. but we have it every other night. Our Night Riders : The Mat Rempits. US Hell’s Angels have met their match! better still, it s free!

If you want to meet celebrities, we even have a pirate in Parliment! He closes one eye. Johhny Depp pun ask tunjuk ajar. If you want to learn make teh tarik, you can do it in our ubiquitous mamak stalls. finally you can learn what our Boleh nauts almost did in space!

We cater for every one. want to see the city skyline infull splendor? Take a ride on the Eye of malaysia. in our bid to match London, we ve brought it over. can see everything one…from KLCC, golden triangle, to kampung Baru, to Chow Kit, Tun Jalan Sultan Ismail….whoops.

We also like to hold open houses every hari raya,chinese new year,deepavali, christmas…everythin also got one.

you like clubbing?
come la to Zouk ke, Nouvo ke…where youngsters, tak cukup umur buy coke from 7 eleven and lepak outside. you see, its not they cant masuk or afford, but they are being wise. jangan bazir duit beli coke dekat dalam kelab. dlam kelab, Carlsberg la beb.coke mahal giler tu…

you will also be able to witness real-life raids on these clubs by sarong clad religious officers! complete with antique torchlights! dont fordet to bring iC no…you see, they need to now your agama even if you look non muslim. you can witnes their semangat in menjalankan tugas dengan cekap dan amanah…

lookin for love? head to the Beach club, where desperate local girls come to hook up with foreigners! (…mat Sallehs only ok…ape tak paham ke?).bring ic ke….or passport also. so if kena, easy la to lepas…best of all, bring extra cash…

Gay and Lesbo? no Mardi Gras in Malaysia? dont worry. head up to Kelantan where they have Single Sex bars and clubs.Mens club, and girls club. where everythng goes.under the lampu kalimantang, bersaksikan penyu bertelur…! and the keropok lekor…emmmemmm…..

err..turtles…? oh just go to zoo negara la…cheap wat. plus you can see how does a malnourished elephant looks like…

Comedy club? no worries! its free here! just watch the government proceedings, or the news itself, where shits are spitted out in truckloads. all fails, just observe Sammy Vellu’s speach! Russel peters cant make a living in Malaysia, cuz his jokes are considered quite bland!

Another option is watching the local football league. its a riot. also, you can find paranormal happenings in Malaysia by reading Perdana, Bacaria and Mingguan Misteri. all can believe wan. got a lot of toyol wei…

*iklan…if ure reading this, MARCO..! *

visit Bintang Walk to witness "Little japan" where KAWAII ah mois dress up like lolitas, and punks, skinheads, and goth fashion rules, worn by people who has a punk hairdo, goth make up, grunge themed shirts and kawaii pants! Malaysia is ultimately becoming the Milan of SEA.

feeling ghetto-ish? head to bangsar, where Machas become Homies! not with Evo 10 s, but a pimped up Waja. you see, bukan tak bley beli, but support local goods beb…. Sentul "annee" Ludacris lookalike, or Kepong Busta Rhymes…? all also got!

feeling feng-tau ish? head to the nearest pasar malau to listen to the loudspeakers selling pirated CDs, DVD s and VCDs! you guessed it, we re toughened up people, we tak kisah livin with pirates!

want to witness history? DBKL always demolish old buildings…so take this chance to make a "befoe and after" photograph of you with that sucker to showoff to your friends….

well we have a lot benda for you to do…as long as you are of orang puteh…otherwise, we might just cekup you if you have even a slight shade of a foreign worker look…its not being rascist…we are a very hormat to orang berlainan bangsa one…we living in PERFECT harmony wat.

well tata titi tutu…!

-look out for the brochures! updated very soon!

we live  in a  bloody infomation-age, and shitheads somewhere in the National Censorship Board is still livin in the bloody stone-age!

Well ive seen dumb censorship decisions, on TV, adverts, even radios, and its gettin even dumber by the day….

case 1 : Observe the tv advert for "What Women Want…" or watever de title of the show is….well de host is Hannah Tan. okay. Notice that they PIXELATED the cross she s wearing on TV! Dont get me wrong…i wasnt focusing on her cleavage (which are not prominent by the way…)…and whoa! Censored Cross-pendant!

come on la people. we live in a supposedly free religion practice country. and this…?
Does seeing some Penang chick wearing a nice little cross pendant makes non christians wanna convert? is it that a big fashion statement? Is it that OFFENSIVE?

case 2 : Well i m sure uve heard of a rediculously re-named movie : Super Sapiens. originally Marvel’s Hellboy. wats with that? Does the word Hell makes us wanna grow horns…?

case 3 : in songs…censoring the "F" word is well acceptable la…..

but come on!the word  "Jesus" is censored from Greenday’s "Jesus of Suburbia", Incubus "Megalomaniac"….and the list goes on. wat de hell!

I DARE ASK MY MUSLIM FRIENDS : does listening to the word Jesus makes you a "murtad"…? is it syirik? and does it even makes u wanna convert into christianity…? well if you do, id say ure easily murtad, easily influenced to convert to other religion and have NO FAITH IN YOU AT ALL! i dont think you guys are, but the Censorship Board thinks so.

and censoring the word ass, in the word jackass! Jackass: Keldai Jantan la wahai sahabat censorship ku yang tak berapa "terang"…

and ystd i read in the Sun on how the tore off and blackened several sentences in the Economist magazine (i think it was…well lets put it an international magazine)…
just cuz, it has something to touch on genies….

yup u got it Genies. as in Alladin lamp genie…or in Malay Jins. sacred or wat? takut some guy go to Ayah Pin’s giant Teapot and started rubbing it ?

the idiocy. some dude claimed they wanna avoid us from reading unappropriate materials…but dude. too much censorship is bad censorship!

well ill be keeping my eyes and ears open to spot more dumb censorship being done by the board….

next what? A Malaysia-wide operation to kill cicaks cuz kids suddenly wanna drink a cicak dip to be cicakman…?

only time will tell…!

OK GUYS. I RECEIVED A MESSAGE TODAY, A FORWARDED ONE.IVE DELETED THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE WHOSE NAME ARE IN IT , AS TO SAVE THEIR "AIR MUKA" LA.

DUMB FORWARDED MESSAGES BEING SENT, CLAIMING TO TELL THE ACTUAL TRUTH HAPPENING, SO SINCE IM ALLERGIC TO CRAP, BEING KENN LEANDRE, I DECIDED TO GIVE MY 2 CENTS….

BASICALLY, THIS THREAD CLAIMED BLACK EYED PEAS SONGS ARE SYIRIK TO MUSLIM….

WELL U DECIDE…

MY OPINIONS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS….
BELOW IS THE FORWARDED MESSAGE (IN BOLD- BLUE) :

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  Syirik lyrics from black eyed  peas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  Semua orang mesti tahu lagu
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  where is the  luv  nyanyian black eyed peas kan,tau tak  dalam senikata dia ada satu rangkap  yang bleh membawa korang kepada syirik  tanpa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > korang sedari…. rangkapnya…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "father,father,father,help us"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "send us guidence rom above.. "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  Astaghfirullahala’zim..ayat ni  memohon bantuan daripada bukan Allah…bila kita mintak tolong daripada selain  Allah, kita akan dikira sebagai  syirik….aku
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  aku syirik tanpa disedari. Harap  boleh  fowardkan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  pada  sahabat2 semuslim yg lain….
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  Asy’hadu Alla illah  ha  illAllah,wa Asy’hadu anna Muhammad  da’ra’ 
Rasullullah

ALO KAWAN COME ON LA! TAKKAN BENDA MACAM NI PUN MAU KECOH KA?

IN CHRISTIANITY, GOD IS REFERRED AS "FATHER".

YEAH, SO THEY ARE SINGIN IT FROM A CHRISTIAN POINT OF VIEW SINCE THE REFERRENCE OF GOD AS "FATHER"…

YUP, SYIRIK OR WATEVER MUSLIMS CALL IT, SO IF IT IS, TAK PAYAH DENGAR LA ITU LAGU.

MAU NYANYI JUGA? WELL JUST DO WHAT  HITZ.FM, ERA.FM AND OTHER MALAYSIAN RADIO STATIONS DO WHENEVER THE WORD "JESUS", "GOD" OR ANYTHING LIKE IT COMES OUT IN A SONG : TWIST IT, OR ADD A LOUD *BEEP!.

UNDERSTAND THE SONG FOR WHAT THE VALUE IS LAAA KAWAN…

SENSITIVITY IS UNDERSTOOD. BUT OVERLY SENSITIVE WILL ULTIMATELY BE NEGATIVE.

IF THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A "MUSLIM" VERSION OF THE SONG AND WENT

"ALLAH, ALLAH ,ALLAH HELP US, SEND US GUIDANCE FROM ABOVE…",…?

LAGILA TERUK!

B.E.P WOULD NOT GET TO PERFORM EVER IN MALAYSIA, AND YOU  WONT EVEN GET TO SEE "MY HUMPS" VIDEO ON MTV ANYMORE!

WHY? CUZ SOME ULAMA/MUFTI WILL BAN THEM, CLAIMING BLESPHEMY TO ALLAH’S NAME; AND CD’S, POSTERS AND BURNING OF FERGIES EFFIGIES WILL HAPPEN…!

FERGIE’S ALBUM WOULD BE ALLOWED THO SINCE SHE’S GOT THE UNION JACK ON HER SORTA-FLAT ARSE IN THE "LONDON BRIDGE" VIDEO, WHICH IS SEEN AS "MENGUTUK BANGSA PENJAJAH…"…..YEAH RIGHT…

AND GUIDANCE IS SPELLED WITH AN ‘A’, NOT "GUIDENCE"

AND ITS NOT MINTAK TOLONG, ITS MINTAK PETUNJUK! GUIDANCE : PETUNJUK! GEEZ PEOPLE…STOP POSTING STUFF LIKE THIS LA ANYMORE.

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.

BY DE WAY, BLACK EYED PEAS NEVER REALLY HAD ANY PROPER MESSAGE IN THEM ANYWAY, APART FROM BOOTY SHAKIN, BUTT GROPIN, HUMP ADORING AND FERGILICIOUS-ING….(WAT DE F*** MEANS HER LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON, LONDON, LONDON…?)

POINT TO PONDER….TRACK BACK TO VARIOUS MALAY SONGS, I THINK ITS LOAD WITH "SYIRIK" LYRICS ALSO…BUT I ONLY KNW SO VERY LITTLE, SO I LET U JUDGE….

EXAMPLE 1 : "MENTERA SEMERAH PADI"…MENTERA: CHANTING OR MEMUJA SEMANGAT OF SOMETHING LA. ANIMISME SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL IT. HOW DO YOU DEFINE THAT THEN?

-no punches pulled-
(c) Kenn Leandre

it is january the 3rd…first working day of the year!!!  Great start to de year, compared to the previous ones by de way…=]

well since we are still in the early part of the year, my first blog of the year will be about my predictions, premonitions and pre-watever-lah shit that will , might, most probably, highly likely, could be, and has the faintest chance of occuring this year, otherwise, im just gettin a little bit crazier…HA!

1. Bigfoot spotted in the forests of Johor, after being spotted hanging for his life on top of a rambutan tree, since 19th of Dec 2006 (Johor floods). Later rising to stardom upon signing a multi million ringgit with a popular instant noodle brand as their spokes person. "Mi So-dap I like it…"

2. A major telco company was instructed to remove its advert depicting a guy faking a girl’s voice, to get rewards for receiving calls.This inevitably cause an uproar by a minority trans-gender group that claimed their rights of free choice is being violated.

3. mat Rempits have found a new niche to "channel their adrenaline" for a better purpose, by being appointed as tour guides by the Malaysian Tourism Board in conjunction of the Visit Malaysia Year 2007- as riders of motorised-beca (trishaws)."not only are they capable of showing the tourists the where abouts of the city, they are can also be a source of cheap-alternative transport around the city" said a prominent politician.

4. The latest winner of AF6 and Malaysian Idol 3 scored big in the music industry, when their Feng-tau -ish debut album penetrated the Burmese market. Pop-Shuvit decided to shove it, after being outsold by Bob, the winner of AF6, who also happens to be an ex-Mat Rempit.

5. Yet again, the haze came, and the blaming went yet again to Indonesia. Sales of masks declined, as more and more Malaysians stockpiled it since the last haze episode.

6. it WILL RAIN….

7. more news about plants resembling human faces, such as a durian that has features resembling Wayne Rooney, a coconut tree bark that looks like Arsene Wenger’s arsene, a rambutan with "middle-parting" hair style, twin melons with strategically located "bumps",and an odd-looking banana that resembles (content deleted due to unsuitability of print)

8. A giant saucer is found in the forest reserve of Pahang, speculations said it to be the finishing part of the giant teapot in Terengganu.

9. Reports claimed that nearly 50 million ringgit was thrown down the toilet bowl in form of maintenance and service fees to contractors (literally) when the "hi-tech toilets" installed throughout the city was underutilised by both locals and tourists. however, maitenance and service continued to be done on these toilets, as breakdowns occur weekly, even when it is underused, or in some areas, not used at all.

10. it will rain heavily….

so since its still bloody early, and we have 362 days to go in 2007, lets Tunggu dan lihat!