Archive for November, 2006

materia estúpida que pasa alrededor de mí…..

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

the topic is roughly translated as : stupid stuff happening around me….

  • we’re going to space to play batu seremban, gasing and paint batik. and wait…we’re also gonna make some teh tarik for the Kosmonauts!

when a politician said that we are goin to space for free, do you realise that the "free" was obtained when we purchased some fighter jets from Russia…? aint so ‘free’ aint it? since we’re using the government money to buy the planes,…. to get our own astronaut to do tea-pilling tricks in space! what will they think of next….

  • the Mat Rempit menace gets worse. and what do our "leaders" gonna do abt it? patronise them by giving them the chance to use Racing Tracks as their playground! no arrests, not moves to curb them…well since the latest story where the Police kena "hujan batu di negeri sendiri" (pun intended! ) i hope some sort of action will be taken.

  • The recent open screening of a political party assembly….come on la. as the other races try to practice tolerence for you guys, please also do the same to them too. saying it from a neutral point, why must the racial card be brought up again?  ok la. the winding up speach went something like to assure the other races of the so called "power sharing"…but the damage has been done. Either keep it closed, and speak all you want, and no offense being done, or do it openly, with censorship on wats being said, so it does not offend other races.

Vision 2020 or Bangsa malaysia is just a dream if the current happenings of blantant racism continues.bad as it is, it gets worse!

  • remember the certain castle in Klang? a friend of mine offered his own point of view : Since Klang is the Bandar Diraja for Selangor, they need more "Istana-s"!! nice one!

  • Heard of the movie BORAT? i havent seen it. but from the previews, i cant wait to. seems hilarious. imagine if Ali G decides to poke fun on malaysia. well that would be SOMETHING!

well since 2006 is almost at a close, listed below are the "creative ideas of our beloved Malaysian leaders/people had to conjure up this year"

  1. there is a bigfoot in the forest of Johor, and he or she is elusive, leaving no trails behind, including poop! the mystery is yet to be solved…..
  2. the bridge plan to singapore has been scrapped. the reason, only Pak Lah knows….so long scenic bridge, and plans for Fast & Furious 5 : Crooked Bridge Drift…..
  3. Singapore have hairier lychees thanours, making it as hairy as our very own rambutan….talk about marketing strategy….we hv to learn from them .Nxt story : The Johor Bigfoot is actually Singaporean!
  4. Mr.Samy got really upset when some Lebanese dude claimed that he funded the Penang bridge!  im aghast! how could be! only Malaysians would have thought of making such a bridge to be the longest in SEA…(still is ka? entah…enlighten me on this. thanks…)
  5. Some dude claimed he got hold of an authentic toyol! in a bloody jar! and he released them aiyo. Malaysian Polis tak sempat pun check de DNA…leee.
  6. we know dat de politicians (some la) luv one-eye concept, as shown when he told the customs officers to close one eye. he s a fan of COSPLAY, and his favourite character : cyclops! no not de x-men dude. de one eye dude!
  7. in the dewan, topics range from the economy, progress, country development to Mawi, kaya spread,gatal widows…. hmmmm. AP…cars and Ayah Pin….giant teapots…and they luv swearing…not the oath takin sort. the SWEARING type…yeah. not suprised the endorsed Mat Rempits…
  8. fuel prices keeps going up….nuff said.
  9. old guard vs new management….  opposition party gets the show of a lifetime…..
  10. sms + baptism+ conversion + freedom of religion : whole lotta trouble….!

so now…hoping for a silver lining after a roller coaster year…..2007 awaits….

To all Cheras people…!!!!

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Type "Cheras" under Wikipedia….suprise suprise…
Cheras: a suburb in the Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur ……Adjacent to Ampang….
Cheras is generally considered safer than Petaling Jaya district…!!!

woooo!!!!

on a lighter note….

Monday, November 6th, 2006

well since ive been grumpy in most of my blogs, gz ill chill out on this one keh….

here s a story i read ystd….one dude went to a shop or smtg like dat ….maybe to get some groceries or smething…… yeah it was his friend’s restaurant…well i gz he was lookin for smplace to chill out on Sunday mornings la….

Then,   BLAM! a wildboar staring at him from inside the restaurant. a freakin 70kg all non-halal muscle and fat  wild animal. imagine how freaked out he was. This is in Kuantan people….

hur hur…guess the govmt should amend the fire arms law….let us carry our shotguns wherever we go…. real ones.

you can never know when u’ll come across a wild boar. The "shotgun" in his pants arent enuff to shoot the livin crap out of dat beast. so kena la dat guy.

left hand finger (2 i think ) got bitten. poor chap. im not laughin at him ok…

im just laughin at de rediculous incident…

wat next? In Malaysia, everythin is possible!!!!