Archive for October, 2006

of old men arguing, bikes, languages and furryo!!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

ahhh….
great holidays….. Two old guys argue…..we get "reality TV" there
no traffic jams…..grouses from me….
and a friend of mine…Jerr to be exact. wei..wats w de undilah BN crap…?

it got me thinkin de othr day , since u brought up de votin thing. arent our names "tagged" with a serial number when we vote….so isnt it no longer "undi anda adalah rahsia"…? since any  Tom, Dick or’is’ Hairy can jz do a cross check reference to know who u voted for…?

Transparency where it matter…hhrrrmmmm.

ok. Tun wanna a meeting. Pak Lah gave a meeting. He gave a 2 hr session. Next day, Tun said "im satisfied". watever he means…. de other next day, he fired de first salvo. Im suprised actually when sme of de replies came back as …."oh…" "i dnt knw anythn abt dat…" " i’ll look into it"….

cnt recall de exact words. but i gz dats wots de nature of de original answers la. AS WRITTEN IN THE STAR.

point to ponder : why cant he give a direct answer there and then? I thght leaders are supposed to be able to give answers on de spot.sayin wot he blieves.shit and stuff. but hey. wot i know? im nt a politi-kus-cian.

Speakin of rempit, some dude said we shd let them use Sepang every fortnight to race in it. to curd them frm goin to de streets.Bodoh.
simple as dat.
wat? suddenly in Malaysia, u do shit and stuff, and you get a reward…?

i dnt mean gettin Datuk titles. (well dats de truth) do watever la u want, scale Everest, do de Moonwalk on de moon, swim in bermuda triangle, picnic on de sun, ull get ntg if u aint in de certain race category…..

bk to rempit…. U race and jeopardise othr ppl’s life, and you get to use Sepang for free…. Kesian Sharul Yuzy….he had to go thru hell to get there on his time, nw sme loony is proposing lettin ppl masuk race in Sepang for dangerin de society…..

heyy…hw abt machas and ah bengs who modify their protons to look "Furryo" la eh….?
import duties for neon lights, spoilers, skirts, and mufflers to be reduced….?
need to be fair also wat…summore, they using country cars…protons and Kancils….helps de car sector… rempits ride Hondas and Yamahas…Japan made wo….. who de heck races on a Modenas la…?

funny side, if Monaco can have a city race track, cnt malaysia hv one…? hehe. Like de Monaco GP….start line at Jalan Tun razak… Pit lane also jalan Tun razak, sharp turns near Jalan Ampang…. Gravel Traps no problem, as DBKL always korek jalan one….

aha…Malaysia Boleh…!!!

Bahasa Melayu.wat topic? the purity of it? cmon. wat purity that Dewa Bahasa wants to preserve if Bahasa Melayu is never a pure language. ok.They said "Bahasa Melayu" became the Lingua Franca (they luv dat word huh….exotic) during de Malacca Sultanate time. Well wat lagi? all de traders came to Tanah Melayu to trade. They will surely need ONE COMMON LANGUAGE TO CONVERSE!  So when dudes from Holland, Portuguese, British and etc come together, a hybrid language is created, using their languages + local languages and also from China, India Siam, Indon also. Wat to name de new language?

Heck brilliant!! since they re in Tanah Melayu, lets name it Bahasa Melayu! Hence de name and Lingua Franca!!! Lingua Franca for language used in conversation, not malay.!

*history actually masuk sikit me kepala huh.

do this, and prove me wrong. go to any malaysian and ask them to say 20 melayu words. ull see wot i mean. its a no brainer topic. so DBP, jz shuddup. be happy u were even created.

Like wat Jerr said….

Mahathir cried….
Kak Rafidah Aziz cried…..
Pak Lah might will certainly cry…haha….

i’d add;

Samy Vellu will be busy checkin his toupe to get bothered crying…..
Lee Kuan Yew will try to find ways to join them crying…..
Taksin Shinawatra is cryin to get bk into Thailand…..
Gloria Aroyyo dnt know why she aint cryin when she’s suppose to……

Monday, October 16th, 2006

much has been said regarding the rankings of our local universities. heyy UKM ahead of UM…
whooaaaaa.

do you gv a hoot? i dnt know. we’ve become a country obsessed with rankings, dat we strive to make sure our country stays top as the most dangerous road users compared to other countries.
we make de best dodol, longest lemang, biggest ketupat, heaviest laddu…(?)

let me say one thing. if you compare yourself to everyone : by rankings, you will end up bitter.

"Heyyy!!! My laddu is bigger…! and my ‘lemang’ is longer…!!!!" lewd sounding, but true.

are other private unis  inferior since they are not listed in the rankings? i dont think so.

so screw de rankings. gauge the outcome by the quality of the students. stop the quota system,
banish politics in unis. dumb kids sent by their parents to study in universities end up being political objects by Political Parties.

for God’s sake. study la.

ciao dulu

wat comes across…..pppprrriiiiinnnnggggg!

Monday, October 16th, 2006

today is the 16th October.watever comes across my mind, will come out here  …
here it goes….

9.24: Monday sucks. Petrol prices  (crude oil) turun. then will petrol price turun also…? cmon la mister Goverment. tak pun, turun la road tax… when de harga naik, petrol price here also naik de next day wat. so when de price go down…….

10.33: I luv chicken….

11.04: wats wrong with Liverpool…argh. well nrmal mah. ups and normal downs. but stick  w de team no matter wat. p.s how much does a 10 tonnes forklift cost?

11.30 : how much a 30 tonne truck cost? Optimus Prime is a how many tonne truck anyway? Imagine if he was a Malaysian….Optimus Primus?  I checked w sme people yesterday, they cant recall how Ultraman does his laser…haha!! right hand behind de left hand. Right hand stand up straight…!

12.05 : I propose that Mat rempits to be outlawed frm de roads till raya day. so dat way, de federal roads will most prob be empty already, so they can layan la that time.
Then they will suddenly hv to make a decision of a lifetime…! :

Raya or Race…!!! bet they’ll suffer seizures for de un-ability to make critical decisions!!! to risk their lives endangering theirs and others or receive duit raya, visit friends, and blow up their arms with meriam buluh!!!! Hopefully these retards suffer mental breakdown and die!

12.25 : How do mat rempits fast? or break fast?  get their fix of "ramming" their bikes at dawn, and breakin fast by speeding down NKVE…? Im not being racsist here. If i ever meet Mat rempits of other race or religion, ill name them accordingly, like ;

"Anne Machas" for Indians, and "Leng Chai-Bengs" for Chinese.and "Lain-lain Category Racers" for bangsa Lain-lain. hey, the goverment segregate us in de regestration wat. so why cant i…?

P.s if you seen any Iban+Kadazan+Chinese+Portuguese dude rempitting down de KESAS doing illegal races, tell me yeh.mgt wanna know him.or her.haha.

dnt worry about the extinction of de Mat Rempits. we have their proteges. de legacy lives on.dats bad.

you know: de budak basikals. de ones who ride around KL on New Years and Merdeka nights around de city. so de cycle continues. but lesser idiots will do de country wonders. but Khairy wont approve of such thing….. He is a caring dude. My foot.

14.25 : cute girl with de pink top. spotted her again during lunch. Heyy.im beginning to actually enjoy lunch arnd here. wnder whre she works……

14.31 : to my muslim friends, Happy Hari Raya. how do you say it in English anyway? i mean direct translation of "Hari" and "Raya". i think its Celebration Day. sounds smart i think.

14.56 : Radio weather forecasted rain this evening. no rain also. haze thng gets a little bit better….

15.09 : i cant understand how certain people can write like 3 or 4 posting of their blogs a day. beats me, but i dnt see de purpose of telling each and every detail of yr life. "i went makan with my friend, saw a dog surfing, played de trombone…etc. " enuff already. no one cares!!!

15.11: i think ive made new enemies….de ones terasa from de previous statement la haha.

15.31 : i think im enough w bloggin for now thank you.

cheers. =]