Archive for May, 2006

Fadzlie’s a good joker…haha!

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

cheers to fadzlie’s comment(s)…

thanx dude…i think…

but hey…i think i stand as much chance gettin into I.S.A as it is already..thank you very much…=p

not my cuppa tea….

id rather…

open a bar/pub or smthng…footie /sports themed….

wat to do lar…? i joined MPP in my Uni once…tgt can tolong students prob la…stay away frm de politics and shit…

but at this level, still kena stab..by uh…um….malas mau elaborate la..

so jz imagine la in dat level….im not gonna swell up my lips kissin A$$e$ so wnt do well there obviously.

Being an MP in Malaysia, you can speak all you want, if…

1.u support govmt…-duh!

2.u support govmnt…-double duh…

3.ure plannin to get out of malaysia once dat shit’s over….

heck, today TNB kasi naik electric tariff….

then surely hujung tahun petrol hike….

but goverment wanna cover up how…?

easy peasy…3 mnths bonus! the cycle…the cycle….

Point to ponder…..

u hike up de prices, it raises the operation cost for industry, so u slow down the economy right…?

the reason is to cut down pollution…? ok point there.but then u "lower " the car prices…?

wat de hell? contradictory move la clever…..

But hell…wat do i know…? im jz a nosy kid…..

wat ive learned …in Uni….

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

- that the most important stuff is that….not goin to class…but attending, doing, and "gettin" answers for tutorials….haha!!! admit it…admit it…!!!

- good lecturers is one thing…being good to lecturers is important…but being good at kissing other peoples ass wiil get you that extra 0.5 whenever u need it… clever, honorless bastards do it…and are rewarded….. luckily, i hate kissin asses…i luv kickin them.HA!unluckily, i 0.5 is lost on an on…and on….

-in life, uve got 3 types of friends…..1. friends you keep forever 2. hi-bye friends, who you wont think twice deleting their hp num, and 3. ex-friends who wont think twice to stab ya….happens…happens…. wat to do? i dont have one eye at de back of my head…

- girls dont like to be called chicks…(who knew…(?)) wat am i saying…? duh!

- good guys finish last, bad guys get all de nice grls, good girls are many, rockin’ ones are hard to find, hot ones are either 1.taken, 2. not into relationship stuff 3. lesbos.haha! (but are even more in high frequency), and

-paintball shots hurt!!

to be continued….

mALAYSIA…TANAH AYER KUH…

Monday, May 15th, 2006

lets all be politicians….

then eveyone of us will close an eyelid, then there will be less (or more)peeping  cases reported…!!

we can talk about wat to wear….bow tie..? neck tie..? hang man noose…?

basically, we can talk crap all day long, get paid, get a title..(Datuk? Tan Sri..)

and if we’re lucky, we might win some good seats, be a prominent public figure, talk cock all day long, get people to do favours for our businesses…(close an eyelid- dat means de other guy closes both, so he wont see the shit im up to…)

yes!!! we luv being politicians in Malaysia…we will also get an AP to purchase cheaper cars!! wait…we will also have a high possibility of marrying celebs!! Sarah tan, wait for me…!!

Normal people are not mature enough to watch the parliment proceedings.so if everyone is an MP, we are mature! yes! mature to talk cock stuff,talk about gatal widows, kaya spread in Malaysian Airlines, Mawi etc. and yes! we can call other MPs names.binatang, anjing, monyet…..

we live in a "concrete jungle" kan…?

but be an independent.or an opposing party.or any side that lets you speak and decide according to your concience. cuz with de government, you got Dick man. I fthey say vote for Mawi or face disciplinary action, wat to do…?

vote ok la.15 cents. But if the Whip told you to buy dat Joker’s album…? no…!!! Noo!!!!

Being a politician, also you must lupa your kulit la. like wat they are doing toward  Tun Dr.Mahathir. zaman kau, zaman kau.zaman aku, jangan kacau. wat happened to "menghargai jasa tokoh negarawan kita"

Tun’s opinion counts man. He’s got balls. And brains. Not like de majority of MPs who talk a lot, joke a lot, scratch (becuz "gatal"-maybe) a lot, and close one eye alot that they fail to see why they are there in the first place….

to screw our tax payers money!!! now tht i gotta lapor to BPR….

I would not vote if this is Malaysia’s parliament situation.

I repeat, i WILL NEVER VOTE!!!