Honestly….i hate to be frank but….

a continuition from a previous post which got a compliment from a friend to a friend….

That only in Malaysia…..

1. We have BIGFOOT…who is totally camera shy+doesnt poop anywhere+as elusive as politicians when they re running away from journalists!!

come to think of it, they cldnt catch any image of mr Bigfoot via cameras which they positioned in ’strategic’ places, didnt find any poop of that big guy,hair or fur trace… but they found footprints….hhrrrmmmmm

i wonder if…
a) Mr Bigfoot dont go for cheap publicity…."contact my publicist and make an appointment….Arrrrr…" type of guy….or it  is female…?
if its a girl, would we call it "BIGFOOTEE"? jz anggap its a guy la.
b)Mr Bigfoot has his own working toilet at home…..(and an OSIM massaging Chair too…)- dat explains why you guys cant find  " BIGPOOP"……..and that he’s got a perfect working urinary system.
c)uses Pantene Hair-Loss Shampoo….(hey hey….future model for future campaign….)….no more hair loss….
d) wot happens if he started to wear boots the next time he goes ‘meranjau’ in de jungle…will we come up with the new term "BIGBOOT"…?

2.We get "half a bridge" to Singapore…..hey…why dont we build our part a lil bit elevated compared to theirs….so that every time we wanna go to Singapore, we get to make big-air jumps…. and make the "curved" part a bit slopey and slippery….a make-shift drift track….!!!
you can attract more singaporeans to come that way….
NEED FOR SPEED-CAUSEWAY MAYHEM….you can get Amber Chia or Sharifah Aini to be de cover model….

3.Speakin of Singapore…..Singaporean Lychee….and rambutans….
"RIDLEY’s BELIEVE IT OR ELSE"…compared to "Malaysian Lychees, Singaporean Lychees are HAIRIER"…!!!
So malaysian retailers of lychee to abroad can go "We take serious care of the quality of our lychees that we export, so we shave them before we ship them…." Marketing strategy lah kawan.haha.

Rambutan=Laici Singapura…
Tapi, Laici takde rambut….
so is Malaysian lychee is Laici Singapura tak Berambut…? (hey hey…another marketing loophole….)….go start selling Malaysian Lychees as….jeng jeng jeng…
HAIRLESS SIGAPOREAN LYCHEE…!!!!!

4.And speakin of bridges…..Mr Elie…or Lebanese Billionaire….did he mentioned it in Rupiah,or Dollars or Euros….? hhhrrrmmmm…im a millionaire in Rupiah you see…..
He build bridges…(Mr Samy Jangan Marah….)…hey wot about de donation? duit sudah masuk ka…? dont say la tergendala….sounds like PTPTN loan masuk account je…..
urmmm…Billionaires cant have a decent haircut ka …"DR.Elie…?..wonder if he is even a doctor….
Get tips from Donald Trump la….

dats all folks for now….more crap will come around as stupid stuff emerge in our beloved country MALAYSIA…..c ya.

ive been readin this article abt de infamous+offensive+tasteless portrayal of Prophet Muhammad on TIME and it jz hit me….
"how far is too far"?
well sure some parties talk about freedom of speech….
and on the other corner is about Religious Sensitivity, and Racial tolerence.
cant we have both? I DOUBT it.
Sure sounds funny from a guy who speaks faster than he thinks…but i sort of understand wot de Muslims are feeling.

to make matters worse, some idiots say its a way of Christians to humiliate Muslims.
same as the case when they tie terrorism to Islam jz because sme joker hijacked some planes…(dats a different story)…..de point is, a few people does not justify how other different religion portray each other.

Heard of this book- "The Da Vinci Code"…? sure great story.i read de book.thrice. heard de movie’s comin out May.

Know wots de story about? To make it short, it roughly depicts how one of the character( Robert Langdon) in the book portrays and thinks of Jesus Christ, and "what actually happened" crap.

That wots written in the bible is made up to suppress de females.That Christianity was a "designed+altered religion" to attract more believers.that Jesus Christ actually got married and had kids….!

if i cant put aside fiction, fact and fun, i wldve torched de book. here is where de line is drawn.
i like the book.the story is fast-pace-grippin the reader to turn to the next page to know wot happens.but do i take it seriously?

HELL NO.

Some might question my faith to God. Only God knows.

FAITH CANNOT BE RUINED BY PHYSICAL OBJECTS.OR IDEAS.OR WRITTEN OR DRAWN MATERIAL.

Muslim friends, i understand yr anger towards de cartoons published. Heck its been done to Christianity, Hinduism and Buddhism too.

My 2 cents worth of advice…or suggestion…or idea i think is…
take it as a TEST FROM GOD.

as de old malay movies go…." DUGAAN…." yes…a test to your faith. how you handle it, how you take it and how you live your life.

as for me, i gonna catch a ticket to The Da Vinci Code come May cuz…i jz wanna have fun.

after readin a post in the bulletin posted by a friend of mine-Intan Farhanna, abt de kids born up to 1984, not de appearing nude one ah…hehe

it hit me…life in secondary skool was cool.altho i was categorized as Kiasu type, jz bcuz ive been in de streamin class up to form 3 then Science (pure) in forms 4 and 5.

i was a prefect.took care of the AV system.Audio system keh. Not Adult Video…although i wished i have haha.MC almost every assembly wilt my pal Sujit  except during Mondays where de Head Prefect took over.

To all teachers of SMK Perimbun, de purple stain at de back of the Chem lab was caused by me and Vimal. haha. we tried to spell our names with Hidrochloric acid on the floor.didnt work.

we flunked our chem tests all de way hehe.we took home some ’sourvineers’ from all de labs we’ve been into….. hehe.paham2 la.hehe.didnt all de kids do de same….?

time bedah katak…(actually jz to take de blood sample)…but i skinned my ( Chee Yen’s) frog…or was it a toad…hhrrrmmmm…

anyways, no skin was left on de frog when it started to ‘wake up’ from the effects of the chloroform…

so i buried it alive.HA!

during recess times….if the period before recess is Add.Maths, we keluar awal…pengawas had to makan awal….

if add maths is after recess, we masuk lambat! Pengawas tak sempat makan! HA!

i dont catch kids who smoke…i jz told them to smoke not in front of me….if i didnt see them doin it, they’re doin nothing wrong….huhu…
dats why my ‘Buku Pelajar Merokok’ was almost empty. de names you see are just made up.

i planned to put dirty songs during the morning deejay session….but pulled back after seeing miss Maha’s face when i played Triple H’s entrance song…..

i deliberately put de names of prefects i dont like to do leceh duty during recess ha! like jaga tandas……=]….huahhuah huah…!!!

more to come…..

now now…. December marks the startin point, where there will be only 1….gasp….!!!! one bloody semester left for me in uni…!

its been 3 and a half  years , and a very memorable 3 and a half  years it has been….

met loadsa friends, who are worth keeping…and ive made a list of people who i reckon i will cherish till de day my time is up….

uni life for me is more like a spiritual, social and of course la, academical journey…

learn stuff, but toi me wot really counts are the people who i learned loads of things from.

so now this will be the first (out of some more posts) of people who made my ‘journey’ in uni a blast…..

1.amy/amalina….dude…standard 5 till now…wot can i say la….? my best friend (girl)….Yess!!!! youu can have a best friend of the opposite sex…!!!! shes the prove in my case….

ada kawan perempuan like her is much better than gettin a grlfriend.ha!

.oooiiittt kahwin nanti i nak meja VIP tau…hoohooohooo…

2.Hang….felt that i was responsible gettin him the bapux label….but then again…..hehe…u gave me ’steng’….

we luv footie….Yay!!

We luv me-laser orang (and shooting each other too)

we luv profanity….yay!! de guys got a cute chick.hehe.compliment Hang.compliment!!

3. Syazwan…tall ehhh….can share sum ah…? same in hang’s case, open minded, and a great friend toooo!!!

4.Aida (TESL chick)….aiii….if only got to know her better earlier…knw her on te first day of orientation week in uni..haha…

one of Very few girls that i feel i can have sum sort of meaningful conversation….

5.Abdul Rahman B Baharuddin.-dang he’s got loadsa talent in music,bloody good at maths,has de widest vocab among others, and damn he’s good at Monopoly. I swear he bela toyol for monopoly.If not how come always kena double, and i kena jail ah…?!!!

6.Reubern Chirng.koko crunch hehe.gila paintball, drift driver.scuba diver.multi purpose/ability fellow.F*** i wont be suprised if he can fly.

7.Nik Nor Jehan.Who says malay chicks arent deep?She’s hot.She’s clever, and most of all, she’s open minded!

to be continued…sum editin comin up too….=p