Honestly….i hate to be frank but….

wake up dude….time for class…..

if he still doesnt wake up, ice down his pants!!!!!  dat wld sound crue, but the cruelness is gone once u get to see de reaction that occured….luvly….hehe

hot mustard….jz under the nose…he’ll sneeze like hell fr de whole day, but at least he’ll be up aiight….?

…..to be continued…

well….im supposed to wake up this guy de other day, being a stubborn a$$ as he is, i decided to spray cold water down his shorts…worked like a charm…well apart frm the part where he started throwin curses and mid-finger signs la….

so ive developed a list of ways to wake up yr stubborn assed friends who s havin a hard time gettin up from bed…..

for their good of not skipping class, for being a *choke* good friend u are….or jz being plain mischievous in kacau-ing yr hsemates…..harhar….

• colgate or any toothpaste (with mint flavor the better) below their eyelids…..he’ll stay awake …trust me….and he wnt be able to catch u….cz he’ll be momentarily blind…!!!! brilliant!!!
• get a lighter,….flame it around his feet…..keep the flame moving….dont be static….it’ll take the fun outta it…he’ll jump out of bed like a monkey on steroids….!!!
• get anything that vibrates…..HP also can, put sound on max…..stick it under the victim’s neck….for any creative ppl reading this, use yr imagination also can (where to stick dat stuff….smwhere SENSITIVE with loads of receptor nerves), then ring on…..dnt forget to keep yr digicam on standby….memorable moment weh…can sell…
• remember that hairspray…..? the one that gets really cold temporarily once exposed to air….apply evenly onto the victim’s bare back…..or anywhere SENSITIVE….we play with maximum nerve effect here…..

more to come……will get back a.s.a.p…..